Winter is the season of chilly winds, frosty mornings, and cozy nights by the fire. But it’s also the perfect time to share some lighthearted fun with family and friends. What better way to brighten those cold days than with a collection of classic winter dad jokes? These jokes are simple, pun-filled, and guaranteed to bring a smile—even if they make you groan a little. Get ready to laugh, chuckle, and maybe roll your eyes as we dive into 148+ of the best winter dad jokes around. Whether you’re building a snowman, sipping hot cocoa, or just trying to stay warm, these jokes will keep the spirit bright and the laughter flowing.
148+ Best Winter Dad Jokes That’ll Have You Shivering
1. Why didn’t the whistleblower go outside during the winter? He was Snowden.
2. What did the snowman say after losing its arm? I’m never playing fetch again!
3. Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield? He only got 10% off.
4. What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo!
5. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
6. What do you call a snowman with abs? An abdominal snowman.
7. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
8. Why did the groom have cold feet? He went brrr-foot to the wedding!
9. What do mountains wear to stay warm? Snowcaps.
10. How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
11. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? She liked playing cool jazz.
12. How do you know when it’s too cold for a picnic? When you chip your tooth on the soup!
13. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost.
14. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
15. What did the wool hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
16. What does a Starbucks employee’s job title change to in winter? A brrrr-ista!
17. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? Freeze!
18. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
19. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
20. What do you call a snowman that tells jokes? A fun-derful snowman!
21. How do you know it’s winter? The cold air gives you a “chill”!
22. What do snowmen do when the sun comes out? They have a meltdown!
23. Why did the snowman break up with the snowwoman? He thought she was too flaky!
24. What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes? A pun-derful Rudolph!
25. How does a snowman get in shape? He exercises with ice-olation!
26. What’s a snowman’s favorite dance? The “chilly” cha-cha!
27. Why did the snowman go to the party? He heard it would be a cool time!
28. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle!
29. Why did the frost go to school? To get a little “cooler” education!
30. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
31. What do you call a snowman that can play the piano? A “frosty” musician!
32. Why are winter days so lazy? They just want to hibernate!
33. What did the winter hat say to the scarf? You’re so “wrap-tastic”!
34. Why did the snowman join a gym? He wanted to get “fit” for the season!
35. What do you call a snowman’s dog? A “chill” pup!
36. Why did the winter coat get promoted? It was outstanding in its field of warmth!
37. What did the snowflake say to the other snowflake? You crack me up!
38. Why did the snowman bring a scarf to the party? He wanted to be the “coolest” one there!
39. What do you call a snowman who loves to dance? A frosty twirler!
40. Why did the snowman go to school? To improve his “chill” skills!
41. What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose and a funny hat? A jolly frosty fellow!
42. How does a snowman greet another snowman? “Have an ice day!”
43. What do you call a snowman that tells stories? A frosty storyteller!
44. Why did the snowman sit on the ice? He wanted to “chill” for a while!
45. What did the winter tree say to the snowman? “You’re looking a bit flakey!”
46. Why do snowmen like to play hide and seek? Because they always “chill” out in the snow!
47. Why was the snowman so good at playing cards? He knew how to “freeze” the competition!
48. What do snowmen use to keep their hair in place? Ice gel!
49. Why did the snowman get a job? He wanted to earn some “chill” cash!
50. What do you call a snowman that loves to tell jokes? A pun-derful snow friend!
51. Why did the snowman apply for a job? He wanted to make a little “snow” money!
52. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor? A laugh-out-loud frosty friend!
53. Why did the snowman take a nap? He was feeling a bit “frosty”!
54. What did the snowman say to the carrot? “You make my nose feel special!”
55. Why did the snowman get invited to every party? He always knows how to “chill”!
56. Why did the snowman bring a ladder to the party? To reach the high notes!
57. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
58. What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A chilly willy!
59. What do snowmen use to take notes? Ice pens!
60. What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Freeze tag!
61. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too “flake-y”!
62. Why did the snowman go to school? To improve his “ice-ducation”!
63. What do you call a snowman who loves to sing? A “cool” crooner!
64. What do you call a snowman who loves to cook? A frosty chef!
65. Why did the snowman get a job? He wanted to earn some “chill” cash!
66. What do you call a snowman who loves to travel? A “frosty” globetrotter!
67. Why did the snowman join a gym? He wanted to get “frosty” fit!
68. Why did the snowman take up gardening? He wanted to grow his own “chill” peppers!
69. What do you call a snowman who loves math? An “ice-culator”!
70. Why did the snowman always look happy? Because he was living his best “snow” life!
71. Why did January break up with December? Because it found someone cooler!
72. How do you know January is a great month? It always starts with a bang!
73. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
74. Why was the snowman looking for a job? He wanted to make some “chill” cash!
75. What did January say to February? “You’re my favorite month, but I’m just a little colder!”
76. Why do winter clothes always get along? Because they have great “coats” of friendship!
77. What did one January snowflake say to another? “You’re one in a million!”
78. Why did the ice cube break up with the water? It felt like it was just going to melt away!
79. How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
80. Why was the snowman so good at playing music? Because he had great “frost” and rhythm!
81. What do you call an ice cream that tells jokes? A “pint” of humor!
82. Why did the winter coat always win arguments? Because it had the best “insulation”!
83. What do you call a cold cat? A “chill” feline!
84. Why did the snowman go to the party alone? He couldn’t find a date, so he just “snowed” up!
85. What do you call a frozen dad joke? A “chilly” pun!
86. Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
87. What did the snowman say to the carrot? “You complete me!”
88. What did the winter storm say to the snowman? “You crack me up!”
89. Why did the snowman call his friend? He needed some “snow” advice!
90. Why was the snowman a great actor? Because he had a natural “chill” factor!
91. What did the winter wind say to the trees? “I’m just blowing through!”
92. Why did the snowman bring a suitcase to the beach? He wanted to “chill” out!
93. What do you call a snowman with a sun hat? A “hot” mess!
94. What do you call a snowman who tells jokes? A “pun-derful” flake!
95. What do you call a snowman who loves to dance? A “snow-shaker”!
96. Why did the snowman always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw some attention!
97. What do you call a snowman who loves to tell stories? A snow-teller!
98. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
99. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
100. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
101. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
102. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
103. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
104. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
105. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
106. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
107. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
108. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
109. I’ve got a slush on you.
110. I only have ice for you.
111. It was mitten in the stars.
112. Freeze are the good cold days.
113. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
114. Why did the snowman bring a ladder to the party? To reach the high notes!
115. What do you call a snowman that loves to dance? A frosty twirler!
116. What did one snowflake say to the other? “You’re one of a kind!”
117. What do snowmen use to keep their hair in place? Ice gel!
118. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too “flake-y”!
119. What did the snowman say to the carrot? “You make my nose feel special!”
120. Why did the snowman bring a carrot to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “root”in’ good time!
121. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fibber!
122. Why was the broom late? It swept too long!
123. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle!
124. Why did the snowman go to school? To improve his “chill”-dren’s education!
125. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
126. Why did the snowman join a gym? He wanted to get “frosty” fit!
127. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
128. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
129. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
130. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
131. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
132. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
133. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
134. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
135. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
136. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
137. What do you call a snowman who loves to tell stories? A snow-teller!
138. Why did the snowman bring a carrot to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “root”in’ good time!
139. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fibber!
140. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
141. What did the snowman say to the carrot? “You complete me!”
142. Why was the broom late? It swept too long!
143. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle!
144. Why did the snowman go to school? To improve his “chill”-dren’s education!
145. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
146. Why did the snowman join a gym? He wanted to get “frosty” fit!
147. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
148. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
149. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Conclusion
Winter dad jokes are the perfect way to add warmth and laughter to the coldest months of the year. From snowmen and penguins to chilly puns and frosty fun, these 148+ jokes cover it all. Whether you’re sharing them around the dinner table, at a winter party, or just trying to break the ice with a smile, these jokes are sure to bring joy to all ages. Keep this list handy and get ready to brrr-ing down the house with laughter all winter long!
