Father’s Day is the perfect occasion to celebrate dads with laughter and love. What better way to honor the king of dad jokes than by sharing a collection of delightfully stupid, cheesy, and pun-filled jokes? These jokes are so silly they might just make your dad chuckle, roll his eyes, or even groan-but that’s the charm of a classic dad joke! Whether you want to break the ice at a family gathering or add some humor to your Father’s Day card, these 137 jokes have got you covered.
In this article, you will find a wide variety of jokes ranging from puns about dads’ favorite hobbies to silly one-liners about fatherhood itself. Each joke is numbered for easy reference, making it simple to pick and choose your favorites. So get ready to bring some light-hearted fun to your Father’s Day celebrations with these wonderfully stupid jokes!
137 Stupid Fathers Day Jokes That Are Painfully Hilarious
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
11. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
13. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
16. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
17. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
18. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
19. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
20. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.
21. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
22. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
23. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
24. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
25. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain.
26. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because the drinks were on the house.
27. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
28. Why did the dad sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time.
29. What do you call a dad who’s always on time? A punctual papa.
30. Why did the dad bring a pencil to the party? To draw some attention.
31. How do dads like their eggs? Over-easy like their jokes.
32. What do you call a dad who tells jokes on the farm? A corn-y comedian.
33. Why did the dad bring a broom to the baseball game? Because he wanted to sweep the bases.
34. What’s a dad’s favorite type of music? Pop.
35. Why did the dad cross the road? To get to the dad joke convention.
36. What do you call a dad who loves gardening? A plant dad.
37. Why don’t dads ever get lost? Because they always take the dad map.
38. What do you call a dad who loves to cook? A grill master.
39. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the restaurant? To reach the high chairs.
40. What do you call a dad who’s a great dancer? The pop and lock king.
41. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the party? Because he wanted to lighten the mood.
42. What do you call a dad who tells jokes at the beach? A shore comedian.
43. Why did the dad bring a chair to the concert? Because he wanted to rock and roll.
44. What do you call a dad who loves fishing? A reel dad.
45. Why did the dad bring a clock to the gym? To work out time.
46. What do you call a dad who loves to fix things? A handy dad.
47. Why did the dad bring a map to the party? Because he was the dad navigator.
48. What do you call a dad who loves to read? A book dad.
49. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the movie theater? To get a better view.
50. What do you call a dad who loves to sing? A pop star.
51. Why did the dad bring a spoon to the football game? Because he wanted to stir up some excitement.
52. What do you call a dad who loves to travel? A globe dad.
53. Why did the dad bring a hat to the picnic? To keep his head in the game.
54. What do you call a dad who loves sports? A coach dad.
55. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the office? Because he wanted to climb the corporate ladder.
56. What do you call a dad who loves to joke? A pun dad.
57. Why did the dad bring a camera to the party? To capture the dad moments.
58. What do you call a dad who loves to garden? A soil dad.
59. Why did the dad bring a book to the barbecue? To grill his knowledge.
60. What do you call a dad who loves to play cards? A deck dad.
61. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the wedding? To raise the roof.
62. What do you call a dad who loves to paint? An art dad.
63. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the camping trip? To shed some light on the situation.
64. What do you call a dad who loves to dance? A groove dad.
65. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the library? To reach the high shelves.
66. What do you call a dad who loves to cook? A chef dad.
67. Why did the dad bring a clock to the party? To keep track of dad time.
68. What do you call a dad who loves to tell jokes? A laugh dad.
69. Why did the dad bring a chair to the picnic? To sit and dad relax.
70. What do you call a dad who loves to fish? A catch dad.
71. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes.
72. What do you call a dad who loves to read? A page-turner dad.
73. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the movie? To light up the screen.
74. What do you call a dad who loves sports? A game dad.
75. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the party? To step up his game.
76. What do you call a dad who loves to joke? A giggle dad.
77. Why did the dad bring a camera to the picnic? To snap dad memories.
78. What do you call a dad who loves gardening? A green thumb dad.
79. Why did the dad bring a book to the party? To read the room.
80. What do you call a dad who loves to play cards? A joker dad.
81. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the wedding? To elevate the celebration.
82. What do you call a dad who loves to paint? A brush dad.
83. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the camping trip? To light the way.
84. What do you call a dad who loves to dance? A boogie dad.
85. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the library? To climb the knowledge tree.
86. What do you call a dad who loves to cook? A sizzle dad.
87. Why did the dad bring a clock to the party? To keep dad on time.
88. What do you call a dad who loves to tell jokes? A chuckle dad.
89. Why did the dad bring a chair to the picnic? To relax dad style.
90. What do you call a dad who loves to fish? A reel dad.
91. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes.
92. What do you call a dad who loves to read? A bookworm dad.
93. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the movie? To brighten the scene.
94. What do you call a dad who loves sports? A sporty dad.
95. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the party? To step up the fun.
96. What do you call a dad who loves to joke? A punny dad.
97. Why did the dad bring a camera to the picnic? To capture the moments.
98. What do you call a dad who loves gardening? A plant dad.
99. Why did the dad bring a book to the party? To read the crowd.
100. What do you call a dad who loves to play cards? A card shark dad.
101. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the wedding? To raise the roof.
102. What do you call a dad who loves to paint? A color dad.
103. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the camping trip? To light up the night.
104. What do you call a dad who loves to dance? A rhythm dad.
105. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the library? To reach new heights.
106. What do you call a dad who loves to cook? A grill dad.
107. Why did the dad bring a clock to the party? To keep the beat.
108. What do you call a dad who loves to tell jokes? A jokester dad.
109. Why did the dad bring a chair to the picnic? To kick back.
110. What do you call a dad who loves to fish? A bait dad.
111. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the concert? To get a better view.
112. What do you call a dad who loves to read? A story dad.
113. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the movie? To brighten the night.
114. What do you call a dad who loves sports? An athlete dad.
115. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the party? To climb to the top.
116. What do you call a dad who loves to joke? A laugh dad.
117. Why did the dad bring a camera to the picnic? To save the memories.
118. What do you call a dad who loves gardening? A dirt dad.
119. Why did the dad bring a book to the party? To read the vibe.
120. What do you call a dad who loves to play cards? A dealer dad.
121. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the wedding? To lift the spirits.
122. What do you call a dad who loves to paint? A stroke dad.
123. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the camping trip? To light the path.
124. What do you call a dad who loves to dance? A step dad.
125. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the library? To reach the stars.
126. What do you call a dad who loves to cook? A spice dad.
127. Why did the dad bring a clock to the party? To time the fun.
128. What do you call a dad who loves to tell jokes? A funny dad.
129. Why did the dad bring a chair to the picnic? To take a load off.
130. What do you call a dad who loves to fish? A hook dad.
131. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes.
132. What do you call a dad who loves to read? A novel dad.
133. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to the movie? To light the way.
134. What do you call a dad who loves sports? A champ dad.
135. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the party? To raise the roof.
136. What do you call a dad who loves to joke? A pun dad.
137. Why did the dad bring a camera to the picnic? To capture the dad jokes in action.
Conclusion
This collection of 137 stupid Father’s Day jokes is designed to entertain and amuse dads of all kinds. From classic puns to absurd punchlines, these jokes capture the spirit of dad humor-simple, silly, and always memorable. Perfect for sharing in person, in cards, or even over a video call, these jokes celebrate the unique bond between fathers and their families through laughter. Enjoy the fun, and don’t forget to share the joy with your dad this Father’s Day!
