Father’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate dads with gifts, love, and laughter. What better way to add humor to the occasion than with a collection of hilarious and pun-filled jokes about Father’s Day gifts? Whether you’re looking to crack up your dad, lighten the mood, or just enjoy some classic dad humor, these 122 jokes will deliver smiles and groans alike. Get ready for a fun ride through witty one-liners, puns, and playful quips that make Father’s Day even more memorable.
122 Father’s Day Gift Jokes That’ll Make His Socks Fly Off
1. What’s a groundbreaking Father’s Day gift to give to your dad? A shovel.
2. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar on Father’s Day? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
3. Why did the dad get an extra pair of golf pants for Father’s Day? He got a hole-in-one.
4. What did the grape say to his dad on Father’s Day? Thanks for raisin’ me right!
5. What do you call it when Dad falls asleep during his Father’s Day movie? A pop-corn nap.
6. Why did Dad high-five himself on Father’s Day? Because no one appreciates his jokes quite like he does!
7. Did you hear about the insect who received his gift weeks after Father’s Day? It was bee-lated.
8. Why did the dad open the fridge on Father’s Day every five minutes? He was checking if any cool gifts appeared.
9. How much did the moon eat during Father’s Day dinner? A lot, because it was full.
10. How does Darth Vader like his toast cooked on Father’s Day? On the dark side.
11. Why didn’t the rude cow eat all the food on Father’s Day? Because he was being a beef jerky.
12. How did the dad and his kids watch the fishing show on Father’s Day? They live streamed it.
13. What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day, Data!
14. How did the celebrity dad keep his cool on Father’s Day? He had many fans.
15. Why didn’t the dad want to swim with the sharks on Father’s Day? It would cost him an arm and a leg.
16. How much did the son charge his dad for fixing his roof on Father’s Day? Nothing, it was on the house!
17. What does the pig give his dad for Father’s Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.
18. What do hermit crabs do on Father’s Day? Shell-abrate their dads.
19. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because fathers are priceless.
20. What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes? A Faux Pa.
21. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day? Cheerios.
22. What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day? A long nap.
23. Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day? The moo-vies.
24. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day? He was chili.
25. What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day? Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked.
26. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast? Pooched eggs.
27. Why do sons love Father’s Day so much? Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
28. What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning? Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!
29. What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day? A bear hug.
30. What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner? Bone-appetit!
31. What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner? Space suits.
32. Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day? He had no hands.
33. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
34. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
35. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
36. When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent!
37. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
38. What’s the downside to birthdays? Too many will kill you.
39. How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark.
40. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
41. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
42. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
43. What did the horse say after it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
44. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me.
45. Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
46. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
47. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
48. Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
49. What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
50. What did the baby otter say to its dad? You are a dad like no otter.
51. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn’t bad either.
52. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
53. What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
54. Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
55. Where do cows get their clothes? From cattle-logs.
56. What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta!
57. Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
58. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
59. Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
60. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
61. Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
62. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
63. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
64. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
65. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
66. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
67. What do you call a company that promotes Father’s Day? A dad-vertising agency.
68. What do you get an ogre for Father’s Day? A Shrek tie.
69. What did the rabbit get for Father’s Day? A nose hare trimmer.
70. What kind of test is just for dads? A pop quiz!
71. What did the pirate say when he got another tie for Father’s Day? Arrre you kidding me?
72. Which mythological monster makes the best dad? A cy-pops!
73. How should you celebrate Dad at Father’s Day brunch? With a toast.
74. At what restaurant did Al Capone celebrate Father’s Day? Red Mobster.
75. It was so hot on Father’s Day that Dad fanned himself with the unused gift certificates from last Father’s Day.
76. I don’t want Father’s Day gifts. All I want is to spend a nice, quiet day with someone else’s family.
77. Every Father’s Day, Dad gives Mom a big kiss and whispers in her ear, “You’re sitting in my chair.”
78. Father’s Day was foggy and windy-just like Dad.
79. I look forward to my dad’s daily butt dials.
80. Dad’s card is always 100% recycled … just like his jokes.
81. Dad isn’t one for put-downs, especially when it comes to toilet seats.
82. My dad is so old that at his first concert, instead of holding up a lighter, he rubbed two sticks together.
83. Knock, knock. Who’s there? GI. GI who? Gee, I forgot to get you something for Father’s Day.
84. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Franklin. Franklin who? Franklin me some money. I need to buy a Father’s Day gift.
85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isaiah. Isaiah who? Isaiah we do something special for Dad!
86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Enzo. Enzo who? Enzo I tell him, “You’re the world’s greatest dad!”
87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vincent. Vincent who? Vincent to say Happy Father’s Day!
88. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
89. Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it’s just water.
90. Why should you never throw grandpa’s false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
91. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
92. What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler.
93. What do you do to have a space party? You planet.
94. Why couldn’t the tree get on his computer? Because he could not log on.
95. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of road? A dead end.
96. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, just a little wine.
97. What did the alien say to the landscaper? Take me to your weeder.
98. Me: “I want to write when I grow up.” Dad: “Why don’t you left instead?”
99. How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them.
100. What did Elvis say to his landscaper? Thank you for the mulch!
101. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out!
102. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep.
103. The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a parking lot. I won though, cause I went right for the juggler.
104. I’d like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
105. What did the computer go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.
106. How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
107. Did you hear about the famous pickle? He’s a really big dill.
108. I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches.
109. What do you need to make a highway in an art studio? A mile marker.
110. How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the… (to be continued)
111. Why did the baseball player get fired? He ran 3 bases then walked home.
112. Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re scared of the net.
113. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
114. What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
115. My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
116. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!
117. Where do basketball players go when they need a uniform? New Jersey.
118. Why don’t football players wear glasses? It’s a contact sport.
119. What’s the best animal in soccer? A score-pion.
120. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby? One takes a snap, one takes a nap.
121. I used to be addicted to basketball, but I rebounded.
122. Why can’t pigs play soccer? They hog the ball.
Conclusion
These 122 Father’s Day gift jokes are a treasure trove of humor perfect for celebrating dads everywhere. From puns about gifts and dad habits to clever knock-knock jokes and sports quips, there’s something here to tickle every funny bone. Use these jokes to add laughter to your Father’s Day cards, gifts, or celebrations. After all, the best gift to Dad might just be a good laugh shared together.
