Father’s Day is a special time to honor dads and father figures, especially in a church setting where family and faith come together. What better way to celebrate than with humor that uplifts and brings joy? Sharing light-hearted, clean, and faith-friendly jokes is a wonderful way to make Father’s Day memorable and fun for everyone. This article compiles 106 Father’s Day jokes perfect for church gatherings, Sunday school, or family fellowship. Each joke is crafted or selected to be wholesome, easy to understand, and often biblically inspired, making them ideal for all ages in a church community.
106 Father’s Day Jokes for Church That’ll Split Your Pew in Half!
1. Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the ark? Because they were using fowl language.
2. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less!
3. How do pastors like their orange juice? Pulp-it fresh.
4. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
5. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
6. Who was the smallest person in the Bible? Bildad the Shuhite, followed closely by Nehemiah (Knee-high-miah).
7. What’s a dad’s favorite Bible verse? “Honor your father and your mother” – it’s in the Ten Commandments!
8. Why did the dad bring a ladder to church? Because he heard the sermon was going to be uplifting.
9. What do you call a dad who tells Bible jokes? A pun-dit.
10. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
11. What do you call a dad who can sing hymns really well? A “pop” star.
12. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice for Father’s Day!
13. What did the pastor say to the dad who was always fixing things? “You’re a real ‘handyman’ of God.”
14. Why did the Bible study group invite the dad to lead prayer? Because he was good at “fathering” the group together.
15. What’s a dad’s favorite hymn? “Father Abraham had many sons.”
16. Why did the dad sit next to the choir? Because he wanted to be close to the “notes” of wisdom.
17. What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day, Data!
18. What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner? Bone-appetit!
19. Why did the dad open the fridge every five minutes on Father’s Day? He was checking if any cool gifts appeared.
20. What did the son say when he gave his dad a roof repair for Father’s Day? “It’s on the house!”
21. Why did the dad high-five himself on Father’s Day? Because no one appreciates his jokes quite like he does!
22. What do hermit crabs do on Father’s Day? Shell-abrate their dads.
23. What do you call a person who is not a dad but makes dad jokes? A Faux Pa.
24. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because fathers are priceless.
25. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day? Cheerios.
26. What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day? A long nap.
27. Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day? The moo-vies.
28. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day? Because he was chili.
29. What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day? Take out the garrrrrbage without being asked.
30. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast? Pooched eggs.
31. Why do sons love Father’s Day so much? Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
32. What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning? Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!
33. What did the panda give his daddy on Father’s Day? A bear hug.
34. What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner? Space suits.
35. Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day? He had no hands.
36. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
37. Knock knock… Who’s there? Pop… Pop who? Pop open a soda, it’s Dad’s day off!
38. Knock knock… Who’s there? Tie… Tie who? Tie love you, Dad! Happy Father’s Day!
39. Knock knock… Who’s there? Geese… Geese who? Geese what I got you for Father’s Day!
40. Knock knock… Who’s there? Dad… Dad who? Dad joke incoming…brace yourself!
41. Knock knock… Who’s there? Tank… Tank who? You’re welcome for the Father’s Day gift.
42. Knock knock… Who’s there? Sue… Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy Father’s Day!
43. Knock knock… Who’s there? Shore… Shore who? Shore hope you like dad jokes!
44. Knock knock… Who’s there? Water… Water who? Water you doing for Father’s Day?
45. Knock knock… Who’s there? Gladys… Gladys who? Gladys Father’s Day.
46. Knock knock… Who’s there? Justin… Justin who? Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
47. Knock knock… Who’s there? Omelette… Omelette who? Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day.
48. Knock knock… Who’s there? Olive… Olive who? Olive you Daddy!
49. Knock knock… Who’s there? Noah… Noah who? Noah good joke for Dad?
50. Knock knock… Who’s there? Teddy… Teddy who? Teddy (today) is Father’s Day!
51. Knock knock… Who’s there? June… June who? June know any Father’s Day jokes?
52. Knock knock… Who’s there? Hop… Hop who? Hoppy Father’s Day!
53. Knock knock… Who’s there? Bacon… Bacon who? Bacon cake for Father’s Day.
54. Knock knock… Who’s there? Hugh… Hugh who? Hugh glad it’s Father’s Day, I am?
55. Knock knock… Who’s there? Boo… Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s Father’s Day!
56. Knock knock… Who’s there? Norma… Norma who? Normally we go out to eat for Father’s Day.
57. Knock knock… Who’s there? Pecan… Pecan who? Pecan at your Father’s Day gift is a no-no.
58. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ty… Ty who? Ty a bow for Daddy’s gift.
59. Knock knock… Who’s there? Abby… Abby who? Abby Father’s Day!
60. What did the Bible say to the dad who was worried? “Be strong and courageous, for the Lord your God is with you.”
61. Why did the dad bring a Bible to the barbecue? Because he wanted to grill with the Word of God.
62. What do you call a dad who loves to read Psalms? A Psalm-dad.
63. How do you know a dad is a good shepherd? Because he always leads his family in prayer.
64. What did the dad say when he fixed the church roof? “I’m on the house!”
65. Why did the dad bring a flashlight to church? Because he wanted to shine his light.
66. What’s a dad’s favorite fruit? Pears, because they’re “pair”fect for sharing.
67. What did the dad say when his kids asked for a story? “Let me tell you about the greatest Father of all.”
68. Why was the dad always calm during storms? Because he knew Jesus was his anchor.
69. What do you call a dad who always prays before meals? A “grace”ful dad.
70. Why did the dad bring a Bible to the fishing trip? Because he wanted to catch some “fishers of men.”
71. What did the dad say when he saw his kids behaving? “You’re my little blessings.”
72. How do you make a dad smile on Father’s Day? Tell him he’s “God’s gift” to the family.
73. What’s a dad’s favorite church activity? Leading the family in worship.
74. Why did the dad bring a chair to the prayer meeting? So he could take a “seat of faith.”
75. What do you call a dad who tells Bible stories? A “story-father.”
76. Why did the dad bring a map to church? Because he wanted to find his way to the promised land.
77. What did the dad say when he taught his kids about Jonah? “Sometimes we all need a second chance.”
78. Why did the dad always carry a cross? Because it reminded him of his faith and family.
79. What do you call a dad who loves to sing hymns? A “praise papa.”
80. How does a dad show love in church? By leading with his heart and hands.
81. Why did the dad bring a Bible quiz to the family dinner? To keep everyone spiritually sharp.
82. What did the dad say to his kids after Sunday school? “You’re growing in faith every day.”
83. Why did the dad bring a notebook to church? To jot down God’s blessings.
84. What’s a dad’s favorite prayer? The Lord’s Prayer, because it’s a perfect model.
85. Why did the dad bring a guitar to church? To strum up some praise.
86. What did the dad say when his kids asked about Jesus? “He’s the best Father you could ever have.”
87. How do you know a dad loves his family? He prays for them every day.
88. What do you call a dad who always helps with Sunday school? A “faithful helper.”
89. Why did the dad bring a candle to church? To light the way for his family.
90. What did the dad say when he saw his kids sharing? “That’s the spirit of love.”
91. Why did the dad bring a Bible to the picnic? Because he wanted to feed his soul too.
92. What’s a dad’s favorite commandment? “Honor your father and mother.”
93. What did the dad say when he taught about David and Goliath? “With faith, no giant is too big.”
94. Why did the dad bring a lunchbox to church? Because he was ready to share God’s word.
95. What do you call a dad who loves church potlucks? A “joyful sharer.”
96. Why did the dad bring a Bible verse to the family reunion? To remind everyone of God’s promises.
97. What did the dad say when he prayed with his kids? “Let’s talk to God together.”
98. Why did the dad bring a hymnbook to the car? So he could sing on the way to church.
99. What’s a dad’s favorite Bible story? The Prodigal Son, because it’s about forgiveness.
100. What did the dad say when he saw his kids helping others? “You’re shining God’s light.”
101. Why did the dad bring a Bible to the hospital? To bring comfort and hope.
102. What do you call a dad who always encourages his kids? A “faith builder.”
103. Why did the dad bring a cross necklace? To keep his faith close to his heart.
104. What did the dad say when he taught about the Good Samaritan? “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
105. Why did the dad bring a Bible to the camping trip? Because God’s word is the best guide.
106. What did the dad say on Father’s Day? “Thank you, God, for trusting me with this family.”
Conclusion
These 106 jokes blend classic dad humor with Christian themes and Father’s Day spirit. From puns about Bible characters to playful quips about dads’ famous “dad jokes,” the collection offers something for every church event. Whether you want to open a Father’s Day sermon with a smile or add some laughter to a church potluck, these jokes will help celebrate fathers with joy and reverence. Enjoy sharing these jokes and watch the smiles and chuckles spread through your congregation or family!
