Mother’s Day is a time to celebrate the incredible women who raised us, nurtured us, and somehow managed to keep us alive through all our antics. What better way to honor them than with a hearty laugh? Humor is a universal language that connects us, and Mother’s Day cartoons and jokes capture the fun, chaos, and love of motherhood perfectly. As the legendary Betty White once said, “It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” This article brings you over 134 funny, clean, and heartwarming Mother’s Day cartoon jokes to share smiles and giggles with the moms in your life.
134+ Mother’s Day Cartoon Jokes to Give Mom the Best Belly Laugh
1. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, Mom! Happy Mother’s Day!
2. What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.
3. How do you keep little cows quiet so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.
4. What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
5. Why did the kids give their mom a blanket for Mother’s Day? Because she was the coolest mom ever!
6. What did the grape say to its mom? “You did a grape job raisin me!”
7. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses.
8. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
9. Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-LATE.
10. Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? No? Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
11. “It’s spicy” is a universal mom code for “I don’t want to share. ”
12. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s Pop-corn?
13. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
15. At my age I’m no longer a snack; I’m a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids.
16. Who do flowers celebrate on Mother’s Day? Their chrysanthemums.
17. When are lotuses, tulips, and roses red? When your garden is on fire.
18. What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? Mums.
19. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
20. Don’t wake up, Mom! There are at least seven species that eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.
21. Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright.
22. Why does the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside.
23. Motherhood has shown me that you don’t need fun to have alcohol.
24. Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
25. Ever heard of a job that requires no experience, gives no training, pays nothing and you can’t quit? That’s motherhood. Oh, and people’s lives are on the line.
26. Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.
27. Moms don’t wish they could sleep like a baby. They wish they could sleep like a dad.
28. What’s the fastest land mammal? A toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
29. Showering as a mom should be an Olympic sport: Everyone’s yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely win a medal.
30. Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream “Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady appears with the towel you forgot.
31. I hate when I’m waiting for Mom to cook dinner—and then I remember I am Mom.
32. What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumor? The internet, telephone, and telling your mom.
33. Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
34. You know you’re a mom when you understand why Mama Bear’s porridge was too cold.
35. My kids asked me what it was like to be a mom. So, I woke them up at 3 a. m. demanding to know where my lucky sock was.
36. Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.
37. What did the mother rope say to her child? Don’t be knotty.
38. What did the digital clock say to its mother? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
39. Everything you do is so mompoint.
40. What sweets do astronaut moms like? Mars bars.
41. Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater? She was chili.
42. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook.
43. Where do baby Transformers come from? Opti-Mom Prime.
44. What do you call a petite mother? Minimum.
45. “Behind every great mom is a pile of laundry. ”
46. “Mom: the glue that holds everything together. . . even when she’s about to come unglued. ”
47. “A mother’s job is never done. . . but today, we can at least let her take a nap. ”
48. “I smile because you’re my mother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it. ”
49. “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who still claims she doesn’t have a favorite child. ”
50. “Thanks for putting up with my teenage years. I’m sorry they lasted for a decade. ”
51. “Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries. . . even though I still don’t respect them. ”
52. “Mom: the original multitasker. I still don’t know how you did it all. ”
53. “I’m sorry for the gray hairs I gave you. I promise I’ll make it up to you. . . after I give you a few more. ”
54. “Happy Mother’s Day! Remember, I’m your gift. . . the one you can’t return. ”
55. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m grateful to have a mom like you. . . who still hasn’t disowned me yet. ”
56. “Mom, thanks for teaching me to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you. ’ Now I just need to learn when to say ‘I’m sorry. ’”
57. “I got it from my mama. .. the sarcasm, the wit, and the occasional mood swings. ”
58. “To the world, you are a mother. To me, you are the world’s greatest detective (you always found out everything). ”
59. “Happy Mother’s Day! Today, let’s celebrate the woman who taught me that laughter really is the best medicine. ”
60. “Mom, you’re not just a mom. You’re a magician, making the impossible possible every single day. ”
61. “Thanks for being my constant source of love, laughter, and sanity. . . well, most of the time. ”
62. “Happy Mother’s Day! Today, let’s celebrate the woman who taught me how to be strong, independent, and a little bit sassy. ”
63. “Mom, thanks for teaching me that it’s okay to laugh at myself. . . especially when I’m being ridiculous. ”
64. “Thanks for being my biggest fan, my loudest cheerleader, and my most honest critic. ”
65. “No one can ever take your place in my heart. I love you, Mum. ”
66. “Mum, you make our world brighter just by being in it. ”
67. “You said ‘I’m not your maid,’ but we both know that’s not true. ”
68. “Thanks for all the times you said ‘money doesn’t grow on trees. ’”
69. “Mum, I’m sorry I’m the reason you needed wine. Love, your favourite. ”
70. “Happy Mother’s Day! You’re young enough to still party… just in bed by 9. ”
71. “Happy Mother’s Day! I turned out awesome, so you did something right. ”
72. “Mum, you’re the boss. I’m just here for the snacks. ”
73. “Mum, thanks for always making me feel like your favourite… even if it’s not true. ”
74. “Mum, you taught me everything… except how to stop annoying you. ”
75. “Mum, your cooking is legendary. By ‘legendary,’ I mean ‘memorable. ’”
76. “Mum, your laundry skills are unmatched – can I drop some off next week?”
77. “Sorry for making your life so exciting when I was a teenager. ”
78. “Thanks for teaching me how to clean… sort of. ”
79. “You’re the best mum… because I’m the best child. ”
80. “Thanks for feeding me all these years. Sorry for never liking your casseroles. ”
81. “Thanks for all the life lessons, like ‘close the fridge’ and ‘don’t touch that!’”
82. “Why did the kids give their mom a smartphone? Because she needed to keep up with her ‘mom’ents. ”
83. “What’s a mom’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop. . . because she’s always on the go!”
84. “Why did the mother cat sit by the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!”
85. “Mom, you’re like a superhero, but with laundry instead of a cape. ”
86. “Why did the baby bring a ladder to Mother’s Day? Because it wanted to reach new heights with mom!”
87. “What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he left for college? Bison!”
88. “Why don’t moms ever tell secrets on the farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. ”
89. “Mom, you’re the queen of multitasking — you can find my lost socks and cook dinner at the same time!”
90. “Why did the mom bring a pencil to the Mother’s Day party? Because she wanted to draw some attention!”
91. “What do you call a mom who can’t draw? Tracy. ”
92. “Why did the mom go to school with a ladder? Because the kids said the grades were up there!”
93. “Mom, you’re the best at making lemonade out of life’s lemons — and then cleaning up the mess!”
94. “Why did the mom wear sunglasses? Because her future was so bright!”
95. “What do you call a mom who loves math? A problem solver!”
96. “Mom, you’re like Wi-Fi — I feel lost without you!”
97. “Why did the mom cross the road? To get away from the chaos — just kidding, she’s always in the middle of it!”
98. “What did the mom say to her kids when they were too noisy? ‘I’m not yelling, I’m just projecting!’”
99. “Why do moms always carry a map? Because they never want to lose their way — especially to the fridge!”
100. “Mom, you’re the glue that holds this family together — and sometimes the duct tape too!”
101. “Why did the mom bring a broom to the party? To sweep everyone off their feet!”
102. “What’s a mom’s favorite exercise? Running after the kids!”
103. “Why did the mom bring a ladder to the bar? Because the drinks were on the house!”
104. “Mom, you’re the CEO of our family — Chief Everything Officer!”
105. “Why did the mom bring a flashlight to the kitchen? Because she wanted to brighten up dinner!”
106. “What did the mom say when asked if she wanted a break? ‘I don’t get breaks, I get coffee!’”
107. “Why did the mom bring a calendar to the party? To keep track of all the fun!”
108. “Mom, you’re the heart of our home — and the reason we never run out of snacks!”
109. “Why did the mom bring a notebook to the playground? To jot down all the fun memories!”
110. “What do you call a mom who’s always calm? A cool mom!”
111. “Why did the mom go to the doctor? Because she was feeling a little ‘mom’-tired!”
112. “Mom, you’re the best at turning chaos into calm — and sometimes into a dance party!”
113. “Why did the mom bring a hat to the picnic? Because she wanted to top off the fun!”
114. “What did the mom say to the messy room? ‘You’re cleaning up on aisle five!’”
115. “Mom, you’re the best at making every day special — even when it’s just laundry day!”
116. “Why did the mom bring a camera to the party? To capture all the smiles!”
117. “What do you call a mom who loves to garden? A plant mom!”
118. “Why did the mom bring a map to the grocery store? Because she wanted to find the best deals!”
119. “Mom, you’re the best at making magic happen — especially with leftovers!”
120. “Why did the mom bring a clock to the party? Because she wanted to have a good time!”
121. “What did the mom say when asked about her secret? ‘Lots of coffee and love!’”
122. “Mom, you’re the best at juggling everything — and making it look easy!”
123. “Why did the mom bring a blanket to the movie? Because she wanted to snuggle up with the family!”
124. “What do you call a mom who loves to cook? A kitchen queen!”
125. “Why did the mom bring a book to the park? Because she wanted to have some ‘me’ time!”
126. “Mom, you’re the best at turning frowns upside down — and making us laugh!”
127. “Why did the mom bring a whistle to the game? Because she’s the team captain!”
128. “What did the mom say when asked if she was tired? ‘I’m a mom, tired is my middle name!’”
129. “Mom, you’re the best at making every moment count — even the messy ones!”
130. “Why did the mom bring a scarf to the party? Because she wanted to wrap everyone in love!”
131. “What do you call a mom who loves to dance? A disco mom!”
132. “Why did the mom bring a puzzle to the family night? Because she loves putting pieces together!”
133. “Mom, you’re the best at making our house a home — and our hearts full!”
134. “Why did the mom bring a microphone to the karaoke? Because she’s the star of the show!”
135. “What did the mom say to the kids on Mother’s Day? ‘You’re my favorite reason to smile every day!’”
Conclusion
Mother’s Day is the perfect occasion to celebrate with laughter. These jokes highlight the humor in motherhood’s everyday moments, from the chaos to the unconditional love. Share these jokes with your mom or the mother figures in your life to brighten their day and remind them just how appreciated they are.
Happy Mother’s Day, and keep the laughter going!
