Friday is that magical day when the workweek winds down and the weekend excitement begins. What better way to celebrate than with a hearty dose of dad jokes—those delightfully corny, pun-filled one-liners that bring groans and laughter in equal measure? Whether you’re at the office, at home, or out with friends, these 163+ Friday dad jokes will brighten your day and keep the weekend vibes flowing. Ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even roll your eyes? Let’s dive in!
163+ Friday Dad Jokes: The Cringe You Can’t Stop Laughing At!
1. Why is Friday your laptop’s favorite day? Because it finally gets to sleep.
2. Why do pencils take off early on Fridays? Because they’re ready to draw the weekend.
3. Fri-nally! What do you call it when Friday is tired? Satur-dazed.
4. How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and return on Friday? Friday is the name of his horse.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Fridays? Because they make up everything—even weekend plans.
6. What did the grape say on Friday? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday? It got mugged.
8. What do you call a snowman on Friday? A puddle waiting for the weekend.
9. Why did the calendar bring a ladder on Friday? To reach the weekend.
10. What’s a skeleton’s favorite Friday night activity? A dead end party.
11. Why did the tomato turn red on Friday? Because it saw the salad dressing for the weekend.
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes on Friday? Fsh, ready to swim into the weekend.
13. Why was the math book sad on Friday? It had too many problems before the weekend.
14. What did the computer do on Friday? It went into sleep mode for the weekend.
15. Why don’t fish play basketball on Fridays? Because they’re afraid of the net.
16. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work on Friday? A can’t opener.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over on Friday? Because it was two-tired after the week.
18. What do you call a fake noodle on Friday? An impasta ready for some pasta party.
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Friday? Because he was outstanding in his field all week.
20. Why did the chicken cross the road on Friday? To get to the weekend side.
21. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours on Friday? Nacho cheese for your weekend snack.
22. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Friday? Because it felt crummy before the weekend.
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Friday? A gummy bear ready for weekend fun.
24. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during weekend play.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Friday? An abdominal snowman ready for the weekend.
26. Why did the music teacher go to jail on Friday? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes before the weekend.
27. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Friday? A thesaurus ready for weekend reading.
28. Why did the coffee go to school on Friday? To improve its grounds before the weekend.
29. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
30. Why did the man put his money in the blender on Friday? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets for the weekend.
31. What do you call a sleeping bull on Friday? A bulldozer ready to nap through the weekend.
32. Why did the bicycle stand still on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
33. What do you call a fish that practices medicine on Friday? A sturgeon ready to heal over the weekend.
34. Why did the barber win the race on Friday? Because he took a short cut before the weekend.
35. What do you call a pile of cats on Friday? A meow-tain ready for weekend cuddles.
36. Why did the calendar go to therapy on Friday? It felt its days were numbered before the weekend.
37. What do you call a dog magician on Friday? A labracadabrador ready for weekend tricks.
38. Why did the student eat his homework on Friday? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake for the weekend.
39. What do you call a cow with no legs on Friday? Ground beef ready for the weekend barbecue.
40. Why did the tomato turn to the dark side on Friday? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the weekend.
41. What do you call a bear caught in the rain on Friday? A drizzly bear ready for weekend naps.
42. Why did the math book look sad on Friday? It had too many problems before the weekend.
43. What do you call a snake on Friday? A hiss-terical weekend starter.
44. Why did the bicycle fall asleep on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
45. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce on Friday? Chicken Caesar salad ready for the weekend.
46. Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during the weekend.
47. What do you call a fish that needs glasses on Friday? A fish with blurry weekend vision.
48. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a virus before the weekend.
49. What do you call a pig that knows karate on Friday? A pork chop ready for weekend action.
50. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday? Because he had no body to dance with during the weekend.
51. What do you call a snowman in the summer on Friday? A puddle waiting for the weekend.
52. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Friday? Because it felt crummy before the weekend.
53. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
54. Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday? It got mugged before the weekend.
55. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Friday? A gummy bear ready for weekend fun.
56. Why did the chicken cross the playground on Friday? To get to the other slide for weekend fun.
57. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours on Friday? Nacho cheese for your weekend snack.
58. Why did the bicycle stand still on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
59. What do you call a fish with no eyes on Friday? Fsh, ready to swim into the weekend.
60. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during weekend play.
61. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Friday? An abdominal snowman ready for the weekend.
62. Why did the music teacher go to jail on Friday? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes before the weekend.
63. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Friday? A thesaurus ready for weekend reading.
64. Why did the coffee go to school on Friday? To improve its grounds before the weekend.
65. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
66. Why did the man put his money in the blender on Friday? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets for the weekend.
67. What do you call a sleeping bull on Friday? A bulldozer ready to nap through the weekend.
68. Why did the bicycle stand still on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
69. What do you call a fish that practices medicine on Friday? A sturgeon ready to heal over the weekend.
70. Why did the barber win the race on Friday? Because he took a short cut before the weekend.
71. What do you call a pile of cats on Friday? A meow-tain ready for weekend cuddles.
72. Why did the calendar go to therapy on Friday? It felt its days were numbered before the weekend.
73. What do you call a dog magician on Friday? A labracadabrador ready for weekend tricks.
74. Why did the student eat his homework on Friday? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake for the weekend.
75. What do you call a cow with no legs on Friday? Ground beef ready for the weekend barbecue.
76. Why did the tomato turn to the dark side on Friday? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the weekend.
77. What do you call a bear caught in the rain on Friday? A drizzly bear ready for weekend naps.
78. Why did the math book look sad on Friday? It had too many problems before the weekend.
79. What do you call a snake on Friday? A hiss-terical weekend starter.
80. Why did the bicycle fall asleep on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
81. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce on Friday? Chicken Caesar salad ready for the weekend.
82. Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during the weekend.
83. What do you call a fish that needs glasses on Friday? A fish with blurry weekend vision.
84. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a virus before the weekend.
85. What do you call a pig that knows karate on Friday? A pork chop ready for weekend action.
86. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday? Because he had no body to dance with during the weekend.
87. What do you call a snowman in the summer on Friday? A puddle waiting for the weekend.
88. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Friday? Because it felt crummy before the weekend.
89. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
90. Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday? It got mugged before the weekend.
91. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Friday? A gummy bear ready for weekend fun.
92. Why did the chicken cross the playground on Friday? To get to the other slide for weekend fun.
93. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours on Friday? Nacho cheese for your weekend snack.
94. Why did the bicycle stand still on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
95. What do you call a fish with no eyes on Friday? Fsh, ready to swim into the weekend.
96. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during weekend play.
97. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Friday? An abdominal snowman ready for the weekend.
98. Why did the music teacher go to jail on Friday? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes before the weekend.
99. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Friday? A thesaurus ready for weekend reading.
100. Why did the coffee go to school on Friday? To improve its grounds before the weekend.
101. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
102. Why did the man put his money in the blender on Friday? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets for the weekend.
103. What do you call a sleeping bull on Friday? A bulldozer ready to nap through the weekend.
104. Why did the bicycle stand still on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
105. What do you call a fish that practices medicine on Friday? A sturgeon ready to heal over the weekend.
106. Why did the barber win the race on Friday? Because he took a short cut before the weekend.
107. What do you call a pile of cats on Friday? A meow-tain ready for weekend cuddles.
108. Why did the calendar go to therapy on Friday? It felt its days were numbered before the weekend.
109. What do you call a dog magician on Friday? A labracadabrador ready for weekend tricks.
110. Why did the student eat his homework on Friday? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake for the weekend.
111. What do you call a cow with no legs on Friday? Ground beef ready for the weekend barbecue.
112. Why did the tomato turn to the dark side on Friday? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the weekend.
113. What do you call a bear caught in the rain on Friday? A drizzly bear ready for weekend naps.
114. Why did the math book look sad on Friday? It had too many problems before the weekend.
115. What do you call a snake on Friday? A hiss-terical weekend starter.
116. Why did the bicycle fall asleep on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
117. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce on Friday? Chicken Caesar salad ready for the weekend.
118. Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during the weekend.
119. What do you call a fish that needs glasses on Friday? A fish with blurry weekend vision.
120. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a virus before the weekend.
121. What do you call a pig that knows karate on Friday? A pork chop ready for weekend action.
122. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday? Because he had no body to dance with during the weekend.
123. What do you call a snowman in the summer on Friday? A puddle waiting for the weekend.
124. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Friday? Because it felt crummy before the weekend.
125. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
126. Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday? It got mugged before the weekend.
127. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Friday? A gummy bear ready for weekend fun.
128. Why did the chicken cross the playground on Friday? To get to the other slide for weekend fun.
129. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours on Friday? Nacho cheese for your weekend snack.
130. Why did the bicycle stand still on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
131. What do you call a fish with no eyes on Friday? Fsh, ready to swim into the weekend.
132. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during weekend play.
133. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Friday? An abdominal snowman ready for the weekend.
134. Why did the music teacher go to jail on Friday? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes before the weekend.
135. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary on Friday? A thesaurus ready for weekend reading.
136. Why did the coffee go to school on Friday? To improve its grounds before the weekend.
137. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
138. Why did the man put his money in the blender on Friday? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets for the weekend.
139. What do you call a sleeping bull on Friday? A bulldozer ready to nap through the weekend.
140. Why did the bicycle stand still on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
141. What do you call a fish that practices medicine on Friday? A sturgeon ready to heal over the weekend.
142. Why did the barber win the race on Friday? Because he took a short cut before the weekend.
143. What do you call a pile of cats on Friday? A meow-tain ready for weekend cuddles.
144. Why did the calendar go to therapy on Friday? It felt its days were numbered before the weekend.
145. What do you call a dog magician on Friday? A labracadabrador ready for weekend tricks.
146. Why did the student eat his homework on Friday? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake for the weekend.
147. What do you call a cow with no legs on Friday? Ground beef ready for the weekend barbecue.
148. Why did the tomato turn to the dark side on Friday? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the weekend.
149. What do you call a bear caught in the rain on Friday? A drizzly bear ready for weekend naps.
150. Why did the math book look sad on Friday? It had too many problems before the weekend.
151. What do you call a snake on Friday? A hiss-terical weekend starter.
152. Why did the bicycle fall asleep on Friday? Because it was two-tired from the week.
153. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce on Friday? Chicken Caesar salad ready for the weekend.
154. Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt on Friday? In case he got a hole in one during the weekend.
155. What do you call a fish that needs glasses on Friday? A fish with blurry weekend vision.
156. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a virus before the weekend.
157. What do you call a pig that knows karate on Friday? A pork chop ready for weekend action.
158. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday? Because he had no body to dance with during the weekend.
159. What do you call a snowman in the summer on Friday? A puddle waiting for the weekend.
160. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Friday? Because it felt crummy before the weekend.
161. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Friday? A pouch potato ready for the weekend.
162. Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday? It got mugged before the weekend.
163. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Friday? A gummy bear ready for weekend fun.
164. Why did the chicken cross the playground on Friday? To get to the other slide for weekend fun.
Conclusion
There you have it—over 163 Friday dad jokes to fuel your weekend with laughter and lighthearted fun. Whether you share these with family, friends, or coworkers, these jokes are sure to bring smiles and groans alike, making Friday a little brighter and the weekend a lot more enjoyable. Remember, the best part about dad jokes is their simplicity and the joy they bring, no matter how cheesy they might be. So go ahead, spread the cheer, and have a fantastic Friday and weekend!
