Friday is the gateway to the weekend, a day when the workweek winds down and the promise of relaxation and fun begins. What better way to celebrate this joyful day than with some classic dad jokes? Dad jokes are known for their simple, pun-filled humor that can make you chuckle, groan, or even roll your eyes—but always with a smile. This article brings you 157 of the best Friday dad jokes, perfect for sharing with family, friends, or even coworkers to brighten up the end of your week.
157 Best Friday Dad Jokes That’ll Break the Weekend!
1. Why didn’t the pancake chef realize it was Friday? It crêpe’d up on him.
2. Why did the French lady go to the fast-food restaurant at the end of the week? It was French Fry-day.
3. What was an alternate title for Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? Cameron’s Big Frye-Day.
4. What day comes after Black Friday? Empty Bank Account Saturday.
5. Why did Han decide to shop on Black Friday? Because the prices were solo!
6. What type of pasta is best for Friday the 13th? Fettuccine Afraid-o.
7. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
10. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
13. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
14. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
15. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
20. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
21. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
22. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
23. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
24. What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells!”
25. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
26. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
27. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
28. Why should you never throw grandpa’s false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
29. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
30. What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler.
31. Why couldn’t the tree get on his computer? Because he could not log on.
32. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of road? A dead end.
33. What did the alien say to the landscaper? Take me to your weeder.
34. How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them.
35. What did Elvis say to his landscaper? Thank you for the mulch!
36. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out!
37. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep.
38. The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a parking lot. I won though, cause I went right for the juggler.
39. I’d like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
40. What did the computer go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.
41. How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
42. Did you hear about the famous pickle? He’s a really big dill.
43. I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches.
44. What do you need to make a highway in an art studio? A mile marker.
45. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
46. How do you get a good price on a sled? You have toboggan.
47. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
48. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
49. It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
50. What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
51. Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
52. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
53. Can February March? No, but April May!
54. How do lawyers say goodbye? We’ll be suing ya!
55. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
56. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
57. Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
58. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
59. Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
60. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
61. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
62. Can a kangaroo jump higher than our house? Of course it can, a house can’t jump!
63. Why does Peter Pan always fly? He neverlands.
64. What do you write on a rabbit’s birthday card? Hoppy Birthday!
65. Where do sick boats go to get better? The boat doc.
66. How does a banana answer a phone call? Yellow!
67. If it’s raining cats and dogs, make sure you don’t step in a poodle!
68. How does a bee brush its hair? It uses a honeycomb.
69. What animal is dishonest? A lion.
70. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
71. Where do young trees learn math? Elementree school.
72. What’s a lazy kangaroo called? A pouch potato.
73. The finger was put in detention for always picking on the nose.
74. Mount Rushmore is the only rock group that doesn’t sing or play musical instruments.
75. What do tacos say in church? Lettuce pray!
76. What do Santa’s elves learn in Kindergarten? The elphabet.
77. What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one in a while and one later.
78. What does a pampered cow make? Spoiled milk.
79. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite music genre? Hip-hop.
80. What is a pony with a sore throat called? A little hoarse.
81. Where do baby cats swim? The kitty pool.
82. How do astronauts organize a trip? They planet.
83. I have a joke about pizza, but it’s really cheesy.
84. What do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
85. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
86. What game are tornadoes the best at? Twister.
87. Why do giants sound so smart? They use big words!
88. If a squirrel seems to like you, you must be a bit nutty.
89. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
90. What sound does the engine of a witch’s vehicle make? Broooom broooom!
91. What’s orange and sounds just like a parrot? A carrot.
92. What did the rainbow say to his son after the thunderstorm? I’m proud of hue.
93. What kind of races do insects watch on Father’s Day? Gnats car.
94. What TV news show features interviews with parents? Meet the Stressed.
95. Where do daddy deers stop for coffee? Starbucks.
96. What do you call a father lion’s family? His pride and joy.
97. What’s a great gift for spontaneous dads? Off-the-cuff links.
98. What did the electrician do to his misbehaving son? He grounded him.
99. Why didn’t the daddy deer enter the bar? The sign said, “The buck stops here!”
100. Why did the pancake go to the party on Friday? Because it was flipping excited!
101. Why do Fridays always feel so cool? Because they’re full of fans!
102. What’s a Friday’s favorite type of music? Wrap music.
103. Why did the calendar bring a ladder to Friday? To reach the weekend!
104. What do you call a Friday that’s full of surprises? Fri-yay!
105. Why did the tomato turn red on Friday? Because it saw the salad dressing for the weekend!
106. What do you get when you cross Friday with a monster? Freaky Friday.
107. Why do Friday afternoons always feel so light? Because the weekend is just a few hours away.
108. What did the coffee say to Friday? You mocha me happy!
109. Why did the computer go to sleep on Friday? It needed to reboot for the weekend.
110. What do you call a Friday that’s full of laughter? A Fri-larious day!
111. Why did the chicken cross the road on Friday? To get to the weekend side.
112. What’s a Friday’s favorite dessert? Sundae, of course!
113. Why do Fridays always bring good news? Because the week’s problems take a break.
114. What do you call a Friday with no plans? A free day!
115. Why did the music teacher love Fridays? Because she could finally rest her notes.
116. What did the clock say on Friday afternoon? It’s time to clock out!
117. Why are Fridays great for fishing? Because the weekend is reel fun!
118. What do you call a Friday that’s full of jokes? A Fri-yay laugh fest.
119. Why did the dog love Fridays? Because it was the start of the pawsome weekend.
120. What’s a Friday’s favorite sport? Fri-sbee.
121. Why did the book look forward to Friday? Because it was ready to close the chapter on the week.
122. What do you call a Friday that’s full of sunshine? A bright Fri-day!
123. Why did the bicycle love Fridays? Because it was ready to coast into the weekend.
124. What’s a Friday’s favorite vegetable? Fri-corn.
125. Why did the math teacher love Fridays? Because she could finally solve for the weekend.
126. What do you call a Friday that’s full of dancing? A Fri-groove day.
127. Why did the cat love Fridays? Because it was time to paws and relax.
128. What’s a Friday’s favorite drink? Fri-apple juice.
129. Why did the artist love Fridays? Because it was time to brush off the week.
130. What do you call a Friday that’s full of surprises? A Fri-zing adventure.
131. Why did the gardener love Fridays? Because it was time to plant weekend plans.
132. What’s a Friday’s favorite candy? Fri-zzles.
133. Why did the chef love Fridays? Because it was time to cook up some weekend fun.
134. What do you call a Friday that’s full of magic? A Fri-cadabra day.
135. Why did the musician love Fridays? Because it was time to hit the high notes of the weekend.
136. What’s a Friday’s favorite animal? Fri-fox.
137. Why did the teacher love Fridays? Because it was time to grade the week and relax.
138. What do you call a Friday that’s full of laughter? A Fri-llarious day.
139. Why did the traveler love Fridays? Because it was time to pack for the weekend.
140. What’s a Friday’s favorite flower? Fri-ly tulip.
141. Why did the dancer love Fridays? Because it was time to dance into the weekend.
142. What do you call a Friday that’s full of fun? A Fri-tastic day.
143. Why did the photographer love Fridays? Because it was time to capture weekend memories.
144. What’s a Friday’s favorite game? Fri-sbee golf.
145. Why did the comedian love Fridays? Because it was time to crack weekend jokes.
146. What do you call a Friday that’s full of energy? A Fri-zzing day.
147. Why did the swimmer love Fridays? Because it was time to dive into the weekend.
148. What’s a Friday’s favorite book? Fri-nal chapter.
149. Why did the baker love Fridays? Because it was time to roll into the weekend.
150. What do you call a Friday that’s full of sunshine? A Fri-lightful day.
151. Why did the mechanic love Fridays? Because it was time to tune up for the weekend.
152. What’s a Friday’s favorite sport? Fri-sbee.
153. Why did the scientist love Fridays? Because it was time to experiment with weekend plans.
154. What do you call a Friday that’s full of surprises? A Fri-zing adventure.
155. Why did the librarian love Fridays? Because it was time to check out for the weekend.
156. What’s a Friday’s favorite dessert? Fri-apple pie.
157. Why did the cat nap on Friday? Because it was feline fine about the weekend!
Conclusion
From silly puns about Friday itself to quirky one-liners that capture the spirit of the weekend, these dad jokes are guaranteed to lighten the mood. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a way to break the ice, these jokes cover a wide range of themes, including food, animals, work, and classic dad humor. Get ready to enjoy a hearty dose of laughter as you count down to the weekend with these 157 best Friday dad jokes.
