Flirting can be tricky, but adding a little humor always helps break the ice. Dad jokes, known for their cheesy puns and lighthearted fun, are perfect for flirting. They make people smile, laugh, and remember you. Whether you’re on a first date, texting a crush, or just want to add some playful charm, these 133 flirty dad jokes will do the trick. Get ready to impress with humor that’s sweet, silly, and sometimes delightfully groan-worthy.
133 Best Dad Jokes for Flirting That Work 100% of the Time
1. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel down under.
2. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
3. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
4. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
5. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got *fine* written all over you.
7. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
8. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
9. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
10. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
11. Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
12. Are you an AI filter? Because you just made my reality look way better.
13. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
14. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
15. Are you an astronaut? Because you just launched my heart into another dimension.
16. Are you a dictionary? Because you just added meaning to my life.
17. Are you a puzzle? Because every time I think about you, I feel like I’m putting the pieces together.
18. Are you a bowling ball? Because you just knocked me off my feet.
19. Are you a blanket? Because I want to wrap myself up in you.
20. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we just had a meet-cute… or should I say meat-cute because I was grilling up the courage to text you.
21. Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine-apple!
22. Are you a chef? Because you’re sizzling!
23. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
24. Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up the night.
25. If you were a dessert, you’d be the sweetest thing on the menu.
26. You must be a jazz tune because you’re smooth and keep me coming back for more.
27. Can you pinch me? I want to make sure I’m not dreaming.
28. Are you a movie? Because I can’t wait for the sequel.
29. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
30. Are you a canvas? Because I see the picture-perfect future with you.
31. Are you my vacation? Because I’ve been daydreaming about you all week.
32. If you were a color, you’d be my favorite shade of awesome.
33. Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.
34. You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
35. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
36. Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
37. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re the balm!
38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
39. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
40. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
41. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
42. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
43. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
44. Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
45. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
47. Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
48. You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
49. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
50. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
51. Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
52. Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
54. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
55. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
56. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
57. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
58. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
59. How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
60. Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately, yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
61. What’s the difference between a man’s wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
62. I haven’t spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
63. I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
64. How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
65. My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was today!
66. My kid gave me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
67. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
68. I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
69. What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
70. I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my two weeks’ notice.
71. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
72. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
73. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know which comes first.
74. It takes guts to be an organ donor.
75. If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
76. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
77. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
78. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
79. How do you get a good price on a sled? You have toboggan.
80. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
81. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
82. It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
83. What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
84. Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
85. Can February March? No, but April May!
86. How do lawyers say goodbye? We’ll be suing ya!
87. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
88. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
89. Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
90. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
91. Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
92. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
93. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
94. Are you a fruit? Because you’re a fine-apple!
95. Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
96. You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
97. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
98. Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
99. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re the balm!
100. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
101. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
102. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
103. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
104. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
105. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
106. Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
107. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
108. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
109. Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
110. You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
111. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
112. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
113. Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
114. Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
115. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
116. Are you a mirror? Because I see myself in your future.
117. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
118. Are you a traffic light? Because I’d stop every time just to look at you.
119. Are you an earworm? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
120. Are we a book? Because I can’t wait to read our next chapter together.
121. If happiness had a face, I’m pretty sure it’d look just like yours.
122. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
123. Are you a chef? Because you’re sizzling!
124. Can you pinch me? I want to make sure I’m not dreaming.
125. Are you a movie? Because I can’t wait for the sequel.
126. You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
127. Are you a canvas? Because I see the picture-perfect future with you.
128. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
129. Are you an astronaut? Because you just launched my heart into another dimension.
130. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
131. Are you a dictionary? Because you just gave meaning to my life.
132. Are you a bowling ball? Because you just knocked me off my feet.
133. Are you a blanket? Because I want to wrap myself up in you.
Conclusion
Flirty dad jokes are a fantastic way to add humor and charm to your romantic interactions. Their cheesy, pun-filled nature makes them memorable and fun, perfect for easing tension and sparking smiles. Whether you use one joke or all 133, these lines can help you stand out and make a sweet impression. So go ahead, try them out, and let the laughter—and maybe a little love—begin!
