Tacos are more than just a delicious meal—they are a source of endless humor and pun-filled fun. Whether you love them crunchy or soft, spicy or mild, tacos have inspired a wealth of jokes that can brighten anyone’s day. In this article, we bring you 167 taco jokes that range from silly to clever, guaranteed to make you smile, chuckle, or even laugh out loud. So, grab a taco (or three), and get ready to taco ‘bout some seriously funny jokes!
167 Hilarious Jokes About Tacos for A Sweet Laugh!
1. Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout.
2. Every now and then I fall apart!
3. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!
4. My favorite princess is Taco Belle!
5. To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza.
6. A taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music, of course!
7. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
8. What did the soft shell taco say when it wanted to cuddle? “Fold me close.”
9. If you eat twenty-five tacos and pass out, where will you wake up? Tacoma.
10. What does a chicken taco say? “Guawk, guawk!”
11. I got gas for $1.19 today! Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
12. Someone asked me if I was into fitness. Yeah, fit’n’ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.
13. I tried to eat the entire Taco Bell menu once. They asked me to get off the counter and escorted me out.
14. Taco chance on me!
15. Let’s taco ’bout snacks, baby!
16. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion? It was a hostile taco-ver.
17. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the taco the town!
18. What do you call a semi-aquatic reptile that loves Mexican food? A tacodile.
19. Why shouldn’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans!
20. What does a taco say on Saint Patrick’s Day? “Taco the morning to ya!”
21. Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
22. Why don’t you want to “taco” ‘bout it? ‘Cause I’m “nacho” friend anymore.
23. What do you call a nosy taco? Jalapeño business.
24. Why did the taco chef start a meditation practice? To find inner peas.
25. Why don’t secrets stay secret in a taco? Because taco shells!
26. What do tacos wear to look fancy? Bowls.
27. What did the taco say when it slipped? “I’ve fallen and I can’t shell up!”
28. How does a taco say goodbye? “It’s bean real!”
29. What’s a taco’s favorite dance? Salsa.
30. Why was the taco a good musician? It knew how to taco note.
31. What do you call a lazy taco? A procrastaco.
32. How did the taco win the argument? It had a solid point-shell.
33. What did the taco say to the scared salsa? “Come on, spice up your life!”
34. Why did the taco refuse to go to the gym? It didn’t want to taco’bout it.
35. What did the taco name its cat? Sour Cream.
36. How do you throw a taco-themed party? You planet.
37. What’s a taco’s favorite movie? Catch Me If You Cayenne.
38. Why did the taco get promoted? It was outstanding in its field of corn.
39. What do you call a spicy taco? A hot tamale.
40. How do you keep a taco in suspense? I’ll tell you later…
41. Why was the taco always calm? It always took everything with a grain of salt.
42. What happens when a taco gets too stressed? It cracks up.
43. What did the taco say to the lazy tortilla? “That’s a wrap!”
44. Why did the taco go to art school? To learn how to draw a perfect “circle.”
45. What do you call a frozen taco? Brrrr-ito.
46. Why did the taco refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to taco-ver itself.
47. What did the taco say when it wanted to be left alone? “Leaf me alone!”
48. Why did the taco bring a blanket to the picnic? In queso cold weather.
49. What did the taco say to motivate its friends? “Lettuce do our best!”
50. Why don’t tacos get lost? They always taco’bout the right path.
51. What do you call a taco that’s good at math? A “calcu-later.”
52. What do tacos use to call each other? Shell phones.
53. Why did the taco join the orchestra? It had great timpani.
54. How do tacos stay informed? They read the newspa-pepper.
55. What’s a ghost’s favorite taco? Boo-rrito.
56. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a taco? Frostbite with a side of salsa.
57. Why did the taco write a diary? To shell out its feelings.
58. What do you call a taco that’s a superhero? Super Seasoning.
59. Why did the taco refuse to play basketball? It was afraid of getting wrapped up in the net.
60. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way to the taco stand? It lost its bearings in the guacamole.
61. What do you call a dangerous burrito? Gangster wrap.
62. What is a spicy taco’s favorite movie? Catch me if you Cayenne!
63. How do taco chefs live their lives? By seasoning the moment!
64. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory? For the extra dough!
65. Did you hear they put a taqueria on the moon? Great food, but terrible atmosphere!
66. Who serves food at the Star Wars taqueria? Darth Waiter.
67. Did you have the Wookie steak taco? I heard it’s a little Chewie!
68. How do tacos say grace? Lettuce pray.
69. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
70. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.
71. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
72. What Tex-Mex food is good at math? Inch-iladas.
73. What do you get if you eat onions on your beans? Tear gas.
74. What does a depressed tortilla say? I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
75. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
76. Have you heard the joke about the Santa Fe taco? It was corny.
77. What’s a dog’s favorite taco? Puppito!
78. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle? Fold me close!
79. Waiter, waiter! Will my taco be long? No, it will be round!
80. Did you hear the slogan at that new taqueria? “7 days without tacos makes ONE weak!”
81. Did you eat my dalmatian taco? Yeah, it really hit the spot!
82. What did the taqueria chef say he did on vacation? Taco ’bout what an awesome time he had!
83. What’s better than a talking mouth? A taco in my mouth!
84. Where are the best tacos? In the Gulf of Mexico!
85. Why did you climb onto the roof of the taqueria? Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
86. What did the taco say to the guacamole? Avocado (I’ve got a) crush on you.
87. What do you call people avoiding healthy fats? Avocadonts.
88. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado cold.
89. Have you heard about the garlic taco diet? You don’t lose weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
90. Why did the taco chef stop cooking? He ran out of thyme.
91. When do you put french fries in tacos? Fry-Day!
92. Why do taco fish swim in salt water? Because pepper water is too spicy!
93. Where did the taco go for drinks? The salad bar!
94. A guy walks into the doctor’s office with a quesadilla stuck in one ear, a burrito in the other, and a taco in one nostril. The doctor says, “You need to eat more sensibly.”
95. Why did the taco start a band? It had great taste in music!
96. Why did the taco go to school? To become a smarty salsa.
97. What did the taco say to the guacamole? “You complete me.”
98. Did you see today’s forecast? It’s gonna be cold today and hot “tamale.”
99. What did one taco say to the other at the gym? “Let’s taco ’bout fitness.”
100. Why are tacos so depressed? Because they’re always falling apart.
101. Why was the taco afraid of the nacho? It knew it was nacho friend anymore.
102. Why did the taco visit the psychologist? It had too many layers.
103. How do you make a taco laugh? Tell it a corny joke.
104. What do tacos use to fix a flat tire? Guacamole!
105. Why did the taco bring a ladder? To reach the top of the salsa jar.
106. What do you call a taco that tells jokes? A pun-derful taco.
107. Why don’t tacos ever get lost? Because they always follow the salsa GPS.
108. What’s a taco’s favorite type of exercise? Crunches.
109. Why did the taco break up with the burrito? It found him too wrapped up in himself.
110. What do you call a taco that’s good at basketball? A slam-dunk taco.
111. Why did the taco go to therapy? To work on its shell-esteem.
112. What do you call a taco that can sing? A wrap star.
113. Why did the taco bring a map? To find the salsa treasure.
114. What do you call a taco that’s a detective? Sherlock Hol-mole.
115. Why did the taco sit in the sun? To get a little tostada.
116. What do you call a taco that’s a great dancer? Salsa king.
117. Why did the taco go to the party alone? It didn’t want to be wrapped up in drama.
118. What’s a taco’s favorite holiday? Taco Tuesday, of course!
119. Why did the taco bring a suitcase? It was ready for a wrap trip.
120. What do you call a taco that’s a comedian? A stand-up wrap.
121. Why don’t tacos ever share secrets? Because they don’t want to spill the beans.
122. What did the taco say to the burrito at the race? “You’re in a wrap contest!”
123. Why did the taco get a job? To earn some dough.
124. What do you call a taco that loves to read? A book-ito.
125. Why did the taco go to the library? To check out some salsa books.
126. What’s a taco’s favorite type of music? Wrap and roll.
127. Why did the taco get a tattoo? To show its true colors.
128. What do you call a taco that’s always on time? Punctual-ito.
129. Why did the taco join the circus? To be a wrap artist.
130. What do you call a taco that’s a great chef? A master wrapper.
131. Why did the taco go to school? To get a little salsa education.
132. What do you call a taco that’s a great painter? Pablo Pic-asso.
133. Why did the taco bring a camera? To capture the salsa moments.
134. What’s a taco’s favorite game? Wrap and seek.
135. Why did the taco bring a flashlight? To find the salsa in the dark.
136. What do you call a taco that’s a magician? Abra-cadabra-rito.
137. Why did the taco go to the doctor? It was feeling a little shell-shocked.
138. What do you call a taco that’s a great singer? A wrap diva.
139. Why did the taco go to the gym? To get a little crunch time.
140. What do you call a taco that’s a great dancer? Salsa queen.
141. Why did the taco bring a notebook? To jot down some salsa ideas.
142. What do you call a taco that’s a great writer? A wrap poet.
143. Why did the taco go to the beach? To get a little sun-tostada.
144. What do you call a taco that’s a great actor? A wrap star.
145. Why did the taco bring a guitar? To play some salsa tunes.
146. What do you call a taco that’s a great athlete? A wrap champ.
147. Why did the taco go to the zoo? To see the salsa animals.
148. What do you call a taco that’s a great dancer? Salsa king.
149. Why did the taco bring a hat? To keep the salsa out of its eyes.
150. What do you call a taco that’s a great chef? A master wrapper.
151. Why did the taco go to the park? To enjoy the salsa breeze.
152. What do you call a taco that’s a great singer? A wrap diva.
153. Why did the taco bring a map? To find the salsa treasure.
154. What do you call a taco that’s a great painter? Pablo Pic-asso.
155. Why did the taco go to the library? To check out some salsa books.
156. What do you call a taco that’s a magician? Abra-cadabra-rito.
157. Why did the taco bring a flashlight? To find the salsa in the dark.
158. What do you call a taco that’s a great writer? A wrap poet.
159. Why did the taco go to the gym? To get a little crunch time.
160. What do you call a taco that’s a great athlete? A wrap champ.
161. Why did the taco bring a guitar? To play some salsa tunes.
162. What do you call a taco that’s a great actor? A wrap star.
163. Why did the taco go to the beach? To get a little sun-tostada.
164. What do you call a taco that’s a great dancer? Salsa queen.
165. Why did the taco bring a notebook? To jot down some salsa ideas.
166. What do you call a taco that’s a great chef? A master wrapper.
167. Why did the taco go to the park? To enjoy the salsa breeze.
Conclusion
Tacos are not only a tasty treat but also a fantastic source of humor. From puns about shells and salsa to jokes about taco personalities and adventures, these 167 taco jokes prove that laughter truly is the best side dish. Whether you share these jokes at a party, with friends, or just to brighten your day, they’re sure to bring a smile to any taco lover’s face. So next time you enjoy a taco, remember: there’s always something to taco ‘bout!
