Sandwiches are more than just a tasty meal; they are a source of endless humor and pun-filled fun. Whether you love a classic PB&J, a hearty club, or a gourmet panini, sandwiches inspire jokes that are as layered as their fillings. In this article, we serve up 159 sandwich jokes guaranteed to make you smile, chuckle, and maybe even groan a little. So grab your favorite bread and get ready to laugh your way through these deliciously funny sandwich jokes.
159 Jokes About Sandwiches That Will Crack You Up Like Eggs
1. What’s a deer’s least favorite sandwich bread? Sour doe.
2. What does Bugs Bunny put on his intergalactic sandwich? Space jam.
3. What’s a turtle’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
4. What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? A ham sandwich.
5. What did the sandwich say when it got a new job? Lettuce celebrate.
6. How do you make a toasted sandwich in the jungle? Put it under a gorilla.
7. What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle? Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
8. What did the bully have for lunch? A knuckle sandwich.
9. Did you hear about the celebrity sandwich? Fame went to their bread.
10. After the movie director finished shooting the last scene, I handed him a sandwich. I said, “That’s a wrap.”
11. I’m so grilled to see you!
12. We’re on a roll!
13. That joke was sub-par.
14. She’s a great roll-model.
15. How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches? With jam-in.
16. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? You make me melt.
17. What did the policeman have on his sandwich? Some traffic jam!
18. What do cows like to put on their sandwiches? Moo-stard.
19. What do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread.
20. What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed? Bedcrumbs.
21. What is yellow and white and travels at 500 miles per hour? A pilot’s egg sandwich.
22. I saw a sign in a cafe that said they serve breakfast at any time. I asked for a bacon sandwich during the Industrial Revolution.
23. Why do zombies go to Subway? Because they like to eat flesh.
24. Why don’t sandwiches like warm weather? Because things get toasty!
25. Why do sandwiches love sitting near a fire? They like to feel toasty.
26. What do you call a pack of sandwiches on a skateboard? Meals on wheels.
27. What did one sandwich say to the other when they were in trouble? You’re toast.
28. What is a printer’s least favorite kind of sandwich? Paper jam.
29. When does a sandwich cook? When it’s bakin’ lettuce and tomato.
30. What kind of cheese does a guitar enjoy in his sandwich? String cheese.
31. Who casts spells at the beach? The sand-witch.
32. A girl was at the store getting a sandwich and some chips, and the guy at the checkout asked, “do you want to go for a drink?”. She replies, “I’m flattered, but I have a boyfriend” and the guy says, “No. It’s part of the meal deal.”
33. I left my sandwich in the elevator at work. I wanted to take my lunch to the next level.
34. Every time I go to my favorite restaurant, I order the club sandwich. I’ve been doing this for years, and I’m not even a member!
35. Two lawyers are in a restaurant eating their sandwiches. The owner walks in and says, “You can’t eat your own food in here!” The lawyers sigh and swap sandwiches.
36. Why didn’t the potato chips believe anything the sandwich said? Because the sandwich was full of baloney.
37. What did the sandwich say when they forgot their homework? Crumbs.
38. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In their launch box.
39. What do astronauts put in their sandwiches? Launch meat.
40. What did the sandwich say when they’d brushed their teeth? I’m ready for bread.
41. What’s a singer’s favorite sandwich? So-la-mi.
42. Where do sandwiches like to dance? At a meatball.
43. Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite? They’re well-bread.
44. Why was the sandwich in a grumpy mood? It woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
45. What did the baker say to his assistant after he caught him stealing money from the till? That was a breach of crust.
46. What did the arrogant pickle say? I’m kind of a big dill.
47. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I sandwich it.”
48. “A sandwich tried to scare me, but it was just a little bologna.”
49. “Ever heard of the shy sandwich? It was always a bit crusty on the outside.”
50. “My sandwich has a split personality, today, it’s feeling a bit open-faced.”
51. “I told my sandwich to be cool, and it turned into an iceburger.”
52. “Why did the sandwich go to school? To improve its “bread”ucation!”
53. “What did one sandwich say to the other in a race? ‘You can’t beat my speedwich!’”
54. “In the world of sandwiches, it’s survival of the frittest.”
55. “I asked for a joke, and my sandwich gave me a “punch” line.”
56. “Why did the sandwich get lost? Because it took the “sub”way!”
57. “Ever tried to write a sandwich book? It’s all about the filling content.”
58. “A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’”
59. Q: What do you call a sandwich with a cold? A: A chilly cheese toast.
60. Q: What type of sandwich do ghosts enjoy? A: A boo-lt sandwich.
61. Q: Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? A: It was feeling a little spread thin.
62. Q: What do you call a sandwich with a British accent? A: A crum-Brie sandwich.
63. Q: Why was the tomato blushing? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
64. Q: What do you call a sandwich that farts? A: A toot-fish sandwich.
65. Q: What is a sandwich’s favorite TV show? A: The Real Housewives of Bread-wich.
66. Q: Why did the sandwich break up with its bread slices? A: It was just too gluten intolerant.
67. Q: What did the sandwich say when the waiter asked if it wanted mayo? A: “I don’t mayo-nnaise.”
68. Q: How do you make a good sandwich laugh? A: You give it good bread-wiches.
69. Q: Why don’t sandwiches ever get angry? A: Because they’re always on a roll.
70. Q: What do you call a sandwich that’s always getting into fights? A: A hoagie-er.
71. Q: What do you call a sandwich that can’t stop singing? A: A sub-woof-er sandwich.
72. Q: How does a sandwich greet its friends? A: With a bread-hugger.
73. Q: What did the sandwich say when it won an award? A: “I am honored, it’s just the s’wheatest.”
74. Why couldn’t the bicycle eat his sandwich? Because it was two-tired!
75. What did the bread say to the sandwich when it was feeling down? Don’t worry, I’ll rise to the occasion!
76. How does a sandwich greet its bread after a long time apart? With a big, wheaty hug!
77. Why did the sandwich go to therapy? Because it had a lot of unresolved layers.
78. How do you make a grilled cheese sandwich laugh? Tell it a cheesy joke!
79. What did the sandwich say when it was asked to go to the store? Lettuce go, I’m ready!
80. Why did the sandwich get in trouble at school? Because it was making a lot of bologna!
81. What did the sandwich wear to the party? A meatball-gown!
82. What do you call a sandwich that’s always on time? A punctual wrap!
83. Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? Because it was feeling deli-cate.
84. What did the sandwich say after winning the race? I’m on a roll!
85. How does a sandwich exercise? With a lot of crunches!
86. Why did the sandwich go to the dentist? To get a filling!
87. What do you call a sandwich that loves to play pranks? A subversive!
88. Why did the sandwich singer refuse to perform at the deli? Because it was just too cold for a meatloaf!
89. How do you fix a broken sandwich? You use mayo-nnaise!
90. Why was the sandwich sad at lunchtime? It didn’t want to be a ham and cheese anymore.
91. How does a sandwich apologize for being rude? It says “lettuce forgive and forget.”
92. Why did the sandwich go on a diet? It needed some loaf improvement!
93. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
94. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
95. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door – I’ve got sandwiches!
96. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tomato.
Tomato who?
Tomato a sandwich – let me in!
97. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Swiss.
Swiss who?
Swiss the door open – I’ve got lunch!
98. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustard.
Mustard who?
Mustard been a long time since we had lunch together!
99. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bagel.
Bagel who?
Bagel, let me in – it’s cold out here!
100. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ham.
Ham who?
Ham, let’s make a sandwich together!
101. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mayo.
Mayo who?
102. Why are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches always late? They get stuck in a jam.
103. I don’t mean to be cheesy, but this sandwich is grate!
104. What’s a sandwich’s favorite genre of books? Baguette’s epics.
105. Why don’t sandwiches argue? They prefer peace of bread.
106. What do midgets make sandwiches with? Shortbread.
107. How do sandwiches commute? On bread-bikes.
108. What’s the difference between a sandwich and a certain body part? A sandwich won’t fart if you squeeze it.
109. Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
110. What do you call a sandwich that tells jokes? A pun-wich.
111. Why did the sandwich bring a ladder? To get to the upper crust.
112. What do you call a sandwich that’s a detective? Sherlock Ham.
113. Why did the sandwich go to the party? Because it was on a roll.
114. What’s a sandwich’s favorite game? Breadminton.
115. Why did the sandwich refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get toasted.
116. How do sandwiches say goodbye? Lettuce meet again.
117. What did the sandwich say to the bread? You’re my better half.
118. Why do sandwiches make great musicians? Because they know all the right fillings.
119. What do sandwiches use to surf the web? The sandwich board.
120. What do you call a sandwich that’s a superhero? Captain Club.
121. Why did the sandwich get promoted? It was on a roll.
122. What do you call a sandwich that’s a comedian? A ham-bassador of humor.
123. Why did the sandwich sit alone? It felt a little crumby.
124. What’s a sandwich’s favorite dance? The bread-walk.
125. Why did the sandwich fail its test? It couldn’t ketchup.
126. What do you call a sandwich that’s a secret agent? The Sub-stitute.
127. Why are sandwiches always calm? Because they’re well-bread.
128. What did the sandwich say to the salad? You’re dressing to impress.
129. How do sandwiches stay in shape? By doing crunches.
130. What’s a sandwich’s favorite holiday? Bread-mas.
131. Why did the sandwich go to school? To get a little bready-cation.
132. What do you call a sandwich that’s a poet? Edgar Allen Ham.
133. Why did the sandwich get in trouble? For loafing around.
134. What do sandwiches say when they’re surprised? Holy sandwich!
135. What’s a sandwich’s favorite movie? The Breadfather.
136. Why did the sandwich get a ticket? For loafing in a no-parking zone.
137. What do you call a sandwich that’s a magician? The Great Ham-dini.
138. Why did the sandwich break up? It found someone butter.
139. What’s a sandwich’s favorite sport? Breadminton.
140. What did the sandwich say to the toaster? You make me melt.
141. Why did the sandwich get a job? To earn some bread.
142. What do you call a sandwich that’s a detective? Sherlock Ham.
143. Why don’t sandwiches ever get lost? Because they always follow the bread crumbs.
144. What’s a sandwich’s favorite music? Anything with a good jam.
145. Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get a little more filling.
146. What do you call a sandwich that’s a dancer? The Ham-step.
147. Why did the sandwich get cold? Because it left its bread open.
148. What do sandwiches say when they’re happy? I’m on a roll!
149. Why did the sandwich go to the party? Because it was the life of the bread.
150. What do you call a sandwich that’s a scientist? Albert Ham-stein.
151. Why did the sandwich get a haircut? To look more a-peeling.
152. What’s a sandwich’s favorite weather? A little drizzle.
153. Why did the sandwich go to the beach? To get a little sun-toast.
154. What do you call a sandwich that’s a superhero? Captain Club.
155. Why did the sandwich get in trouble at school? For loafing around.
156. What’s a sandwich’s favorite TV show? The Real Housewives of Bread-wich.
157. Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
158. What do you call a sandwich that’s a comedian? A ham-bassador of humor.
159. Why did the sandwich go to therapy? Because it had a lot of unresolved layers.
Conclusion
From puns about bread and jam to clever wordplay on meats and cheeses, these 159 sandwich jokes cover every layer of humor you could ask for. Whether you’re looking to lighten up a lunch break or add some flavor to your day, these jokes are sure to deliver a hearty helping of laughter. Remember, when it comes to sandwiches and jokes, it’s all about the right combination of ingredients and timing. So next time you bite into your favorite sandwich, don’t forget to enjoy the humor that comes with it — because every sandwich deserves a good laugh!
