Dad jokes are a unique breed of humor. They are simple, pun-filled, and often so cheesy that they make you groan before you laugh. These jokes have a special charm that brings families together, lightens moods, and sparks smiles everywhere. Whether you’re a dad looking to up your joke game or just someone who loves a good (or bad) pun, this collection of 114 best cheesy dad jokes will keep you entertained and ready to share laughs. Get ready for jokes that are short, sweet, and guaranteed to be delightfully corny.
114 Best Cheesy Dad Jokes — Tears of Laughter You Can’t Stop!
1. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
2. How do you get a good price on a sled? You have toboggan.
3. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
4. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
5. It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
6. What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!
7. Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.
8. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
9. Can February March? No, but April May!
10. How do lawyers say goodbye? We’ll be suing ya!
11. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
12. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
13. Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
14. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
15. Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
16. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
17. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
18. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
19. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
20. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
22. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
23. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
24. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
25. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
26. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
28. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
29. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
30. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
31. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
32. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
33. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
34. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
35. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
36. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
37. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
38. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
39. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
40. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
41. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
42. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.
43. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
44. Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
45. I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.
46. What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
47. What do you call someone who won’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
48. What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
49. What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
50. If you see a burglary at an Apple store, you become an iWitness.
51. If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.
52. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
53. I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?
54. When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
55. What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!
56. What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can’t wait to squeeze you!
57. What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
58. Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”
59. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
60. Have you heard about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
61. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So, we went out and had a few drinks. Nice guy; he’s a web designer.
62. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? Apparently, he’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
63. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
64. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
65. I have a fear of speed bumps. But I’m slowly getting over it.
66. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
67. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
68. What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
69. What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
70. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
71. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
72. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
73. What do you call bears with no ears? B.
74. “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
75. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
76. Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works much better.
77. Why don’t I drink anymore? Because last time, I told my boss exactly what I thought of him. Twice.
78. Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
79. What’s the difference between a man’s wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
80. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
81. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.
82. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
83. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s really heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.
84. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
85. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
86. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
87. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
88. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
89. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
90. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
91. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
92. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
93. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
94. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
95. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
96. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
97. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
98. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
99. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
100. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
101. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
102. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
103. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
104. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
105. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
106. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
107. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
108. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
109. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
110. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
111. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
112. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
113. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
114. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Conclusion
These 114 cheesy dad jokes prove that sometimes the simplest humor is the best. They are perfect for breaking the ice, lightening the mood, or just sharing a quick laugh with family and friends. Whether you love puns, wordplay, or just enjoy a good groan-worthy line, these jokes have something for everyone. Keep them handy, and you’ll never run out of ways to bring smiles and chuckles to any occasion. Remember, the best dad jokes are the ones that make you laugh and roll your eyes at the same time!
