Father’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate dads with love, laughter, and a little bit of cheesiness. Nothing says “I appreciate you” quite like a good (or delightfully bad) dad joke. These jokes are simple, silly, and guaranteed to bring a smile to your dad’s face-whether he chuckles or rolls his eyes. In this article, you will find 139 cheesy Father’s Day jokes that are perfect for sharing at the breakfast table, in a card, or even over a phone call. Get ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even cringe a little. Let’s dive into the world of dad humor!
139 Cheesy Father’s Day Jokes That’ll Make You Cringe-Laugh
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
7. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
14. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
15. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
17. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
18. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
20. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
21. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
22. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
23. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
24. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
25. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
26. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
27. Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
29. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
30. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
31. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
32. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
33. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
34. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
35. Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she was good at pie.
36. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptune.
37. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
38. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
39. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
40. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
41. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
42. What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen.
43. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of anxiety.
44. What do you call a dinosaur who is sleeping? A dino-snore.
45. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
46. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador.
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
48. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
49. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
50. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
51. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
52. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
53. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
54. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
55. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
56. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
57. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
58. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
59. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
60. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
61. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
62. Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she was good at pie.
63. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptune.
64. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
65. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
66. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
67. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
68. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
69. What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen.
70. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of anxiety.
71. What do you call a dinosaur who is sleeping? A dino-snore.
72. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
73. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador.
74. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
75. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
76. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
77. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
78. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
79. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
80. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
81. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
82. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
83. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
84. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
85. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
86. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
87. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
88. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
89. Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she was good at pie.
90. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptune.
91. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
92. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
93. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
94. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
95. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
96. What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen.
97. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of anxiety.
98. What do you call a dinosaur who is sleeping? A dino-snore.
99. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
100. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador.
101. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
102. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
103. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
104. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
105. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
106. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
107. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
108. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
109. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
110. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
111. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
112. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
113. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
114. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
115. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
116. Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she was good at pie.
117. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptune.
118. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
119. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
120. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
121. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
122. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
123. What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen.
124. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of anxiety.
125. What do you call a dinosaur who is sleeping? A dino-snore.
126. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
127. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador.
128. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
129. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
130. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
131. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
132. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
133. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
134. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
135. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
136. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
137. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
138. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
139. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Conclusion
There you have it-139 cheesy Father’s Day jokes that are sure to brighten your dad’s day. Whether your dad loves puns, groan-worthy one-liners, or silly wordplay, this collection has something for every kind of dad. Remember, the best part of a dad joke is sharing it with the people you love. So go ahead, pick your favorites, and spread the laughter this Father’s Day. After all, nothing beats a good joke and a warm smile from Dad!
