Dad jokes have a special place in the world of humor. They are famously corny, delightfully punny, and perfectly timed to bring a smile or a groan. Tuesdays, often seen as the midpoint of the workweek struggle, are ideal for a dose of light-hearted fun. This article presents 138 unique Tuesday-themed dad jokes that will keep your spirits high and your laughter rolling. Whether you’re a dad, a fan of dad humor, or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to make your Tuesday a little brighter.
138 Tuesday Dad Jokes: Each Joke Will Ruin Your Manners!
1. Why don’t Tuesdays ever get invited to parties? Because they’re always a little too “week” in the middle.
2. What do you call a dad joke told on a Tuesday? A “pun-day” special.
3. Why did the calendar bring a ladder to Tuesday? Because it wanted to climb the week.
4. What’s a dad’s favorite thing about Tuesday? It’s the day after Monday, so everything’s looking up!
5. Why did the coffee file a police report on Tuesday? It got mugged first thing in the morning.
6. What do you call a Tuesday that’s full of dad jokes? Pun-day Tuesday.
7. Why did the dad bring a pencil to Tuesday’s meeting? Because he wanted to draw some conclusions.
8. How do you make Tuesday feel special? Tell it a dad joke and watch it smile.
9. Why are Tuesdays like bad puns? They’re both a little hard to get through but worth it in the end.
10. What did the dad say when Tuesday asked for a joke? “I’m totally pun-stoppable today!”
11. Why did the tomato turn red on Tuesday? Because it saw the salad dressing.
12. What do you call a dad who loves Tuesdays? A pun enthusiast.
13. Why did the bicycle fall over on Tuesday? Because it was two-tired from Monday.
14. What’s a dad’s favorite type of music on Tuesday? Pun-k rock.
15. Why do dads tell jokes on Tuesday? Because Monday’s jokes are too tired to work.
16. What did the dad say when his kid asked about Tuesday? “It’s just Monday’s sequel.”
17. Why don’t secrets last on Tuesday? Because it’s the “tell-a-day” of the week.
18. What’s a dad’s favorite vegetable on Tuesday? Pun-cumbers.
19. How does Tuesday greet Wednesday? “Hang in there, we’re almost through the week!”
20. Why did the calendar go to therapy on Tuesday? It had too many dates to handle.
21. What do you call a dad joke told on a Tuesday morning? A wake-up pun.
22. Why did the dad bring a ladder to work on Tuesday? Because the job was up in the air.
23. What’s a dad’s favorite drink on Tuesday? Pun-ch.
24. Why did the dad cross the road on Tuesday? To get to the punchline.
25. What do you call a Tuesday without dad jokes? A missed opportunity.
26. Why are Tuesdays great for dad jokes? Because they’re the perfect day for a midweek laugh.
27. What did the dad say when asked about Tuesday? “It’s the day I pun the most.”
28. Why did the dad bring a map on Tuesday? To find the way to the punchline.
29. What’s a dad’s favorite sport on Tuesday? Pun-ting.
30. Why did the dad tell a joke at breakfast on Tuesday? To start the day with a smile.
31. What do you call a dad joke that only works on Tuesday? A weekday wonder.
32. Why did the dad joke go viral on Tuesday? Because it was pun-stoppable.
33. What did the dad say about Tuesday’s weather? “It’s raining puns and jokes.”
34. Why did the dad bring a clock to Tuesday’s party? To make sure the timing was perfect.
35. What’s a dad’s favorite animal on Tuesday? The pun-guin.
36. Why did the dad joke refuse to work on Monday? It was saving energy for Tuesday.
37. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a riddle on Tuesday? A pun-dle.
38. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday? Because it’s the perfect day to pun-derstand humor.
39. What did the dad say when Tuesday asked for a joke? “I’m all puns today!”
40. Why did the dad bring a flashlight on Tuesday? To shed light on the punchline.
41. What’s a dad’s favorite fruit on Tuesday? Pun-apple.
42. Why did the dad tell a joke about Tuesday? Because it’s the day that’s always in the middle of the pun.
43. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday? A pun-derful thing.
44. Why did the dad bring a joke book on Tuesday? To keep the laughs coming.
45. What’s a dad’s favorite dance on Tuesday? The pun-shuffle.
46. Why did the dad tell a joke at lunch on Tuesday? To spice up the meal.
47. What do you call a dad joke that’s told twice on Tuesday? A pun-duplicate.
48. Why do dads tell jokes on Tuesday afternoons? Because it’s the perfect time for a pun-break.
49. What did the dad say when asked about Tuesday’s jokes? “They’re pun-tastic!”
50. Why did the dad bring a hat on Tuesday? To tip it to the jokes.
51. What’s a dad’s favorite color on Tuesday? Pun-k.
52. Why did the dad tell a joke about Tuesday’s weather? Because it was pun-derful outside.
53. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday evening? A pun-night delight.
54. Why did the dad bring a camera on Tuesday? To capture the pun-moment.
55. What’s a dad’s favorite holiday on Tuesday? Pun-day.
56. Why did the dad tell a joke at dinner on Tuesday? To end the day with a laugh.
57. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday night? A pun-night special.
58. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday nights? Because it’s the perfect time to pun-der the day.
59. What did the dad say when Tuesday turned into Wednesday? “Pun-time is over!”
60. Why did the dad bring a book on Tuesday? To read between the puns.
61. What’s a dad’s favorite dessert on Tuesday? Pun-cakes.
62. Why did the dad tell a joke about Tuesday’s traffic? Because it was pun-stoppable.
63. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday morning? A pun-rise.
64. Why did the dad bring a joke to work on Tuesday? To lighten the mood.
65. What’s a dad’s favorite hobby on Tuesday? Pun-ting around.
66. Why did the dad tell a joke at the office on Tuesday? To break the pun-ice.
67. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday afternoon? A pun-time delight.
68. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday afternoons? Because it’s the perfect time to pun-derstand life.
69. What did the dad say when Tuesday asked for a joke? “I’m pun-stoppable today!”
70. Why did the dad bring a joke to the park on Tuesday? To share some pun-joy.
71. What’s a dad’s favorite sport on Tuesday? Pun-ting football.
72. Why did the dad tell a joke at the gym on Tuesday? To work out the puns.
73. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday evening? A pun-derful night.
74. Why did the dad bring a joke to the movie theater on Tuesday? To add some pun-tertainment.
75. What’s a dad’s favorite game on Tuesday? Pun-go.
76. Why did the dad tell a joke at the grocery store on Tuesday? To check out the puns.
77. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday morning? A pun-derful start.
78. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday mornings? Because it’s the perfect way to pun-der the day ahead.
79. What did the dad say when Tuesday asked for a joke? “I’m all pun-ed up!”
80. Why did the dad bring a joke to the library on Tuesday? To read between the puns.
81. What’s a dad’s favorite book on Tuesday? The pun-ultimate guide to jokes.
82. Why did the dad tell a joke at the café on Tuesday? To espresso some puns.
83. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday afternoon? A pun-derful break.
84. Why did the dad bring a joke to the beach on Tuesday? To make waves with puns.
85. What’s a dad’s favorite drink on Tuesday? Pun-ch bowl punch.
86. Why did the dad tell a joke at the zoo on Tuesday? To lion around with puns.
87. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday night? A pun-derful nightcap.
88. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday nights? Because it’s the perfect time to pun-der the day’s events.
89. What did the dad say when Tuesday turned into Wednesday? “Pun-time’s up!”
90. Why did the dad bring a joke to the museum on Tuesday? To exhibit some puns.
91. What’s a dad’s favorite art on Tuesday? Pun-casso.
92. Why did the dad tell a joke at the concert on Tuesday? To rock out with puns.
93. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday morning? A pun-derful wake-up.
94. Why did the dad bring a joke to the garden on Tuesday? To grow some puns.
95. What’s a dad’s favorite flower on Tuesday? Pun-cies.
96. Why did the dad tell a joke at the bakery on Tuesday? To roll out some puns.
97. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday afternoon? A pun-derful treat.
98. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday afternoons? Because it’s the perfect time to pun-der the sweetness of life.
99. What did the dad say when Tuesday asked for a joke? “I’m pun-stoppable today!”
100. Why did the dad bring a joke to the theater on Tuesday? To act out some puns.
101. What’s a dad’s favorite play on Tuesday? Pun-derful drama.
102. Why did the dad tell a joke at the restaurant on Tuesday? To serve up some puns.
103. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday night? A pun-derful dinner.
104. Why did the dad bring a joke to the gym on Tuesday? To work out some puns.
105. What’s a dad’s favorite exercise on Tuesday? Pun-ups.
106. Why did the dad tell a joke at the office on Tuesday? To punch up the day.
107. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday morning? A pun-derful start.
108. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday mornings? Because it’s the perfect way to pun-der the day ahead.
109. What did the dad say when Tuesday asked for a joke? “I’m all pun-ed up!”
110. Why did the dad bring a joke to the park on Tuesday? To share some pun-joy.
111. What’s a dad’s favorite sport on Tuesday? Pun-ting football.
112. Why did the dad tell a joke at the gym on Tuesday? To work out the puns.
113. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday evening? A pun-derful night.
114. Why did the dad bring a joke to the movie theater on Tuesday? To add some pun-tertainment.
115. What’s a dad’s favorite game on Tuesday? Pun-go.
116. Why did the dad tell a joke at the grocery store on Tuesday? To check out the puns.
117. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday morning? A pun-derful start.
118. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday mornings? Because it’s the perfect way to pun-der the day ahead.
119. What did the dad say when Tuesday asked for a joke? “I’m all pun-ed up!”
120. Why did the dad bring a joke to the library on Tuesday? To read between the puns.
121. What’s a dad’s favorite book on Tuesday? The pun-ultimate guide to jokes.
122. Why did the dad tell a joke at the café on Tuesday? To espresso some puns.
123. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday afternoon? A pun-derful break.
124. Why did the dad bring a joke to the beach on Tuesday? To make waves with puns.
125. What’s a dad’s favorite drink on Tuesday? Pun-ch bowl punch.
126. Why did the dad tell a joke at the zoo on Tuesday? To lion around with puns.
127. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday night? A pun-derful nightcap.
128. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday nights? Because it’s the perfect time to pun-der the day’s events.
129. What did the dad say when Tuesday turned into Wednesday? “Pun-time’s up!”
130. Why did the dad bring a joke to the museum on Tuesday? To exhibit some puns.
131. What’s a dad’s favorite art on Tuesday? Pun-casso.
132. Why did the dad tell a joke at the concert on Tuesday? To rock out with puns.
133. What do you call a dad joke that’s also a pun on Tuesday morning? A pun-derful wake-up.
134. Why did the dad bring a joke to the garden on Tuesday? To grow some puns.
135. What’s a dad’s favorite flower on Tuesday? Pun-cies.
136. Why did the dad tell a joke at the bakery on Tuesday? To roll out some puns.
137. What do you call a dad joke that’s told on Tuesday afternoon? A pun-derful treat.
138. Why do dads love telling jokes on Tuesday afternoons? Because it’s the perfect time to pun-der the sweetness of life.
Conclusion
Tuesdays don’t have to be the dull middle of the week. With these 138 dad jokes, you have a treasure trove of puns and punchlines to brighten your day and spread laughter. Whether shared at the breakfast table, during a coffee break, or at the end of a long day, these jokes are perfect for turning an ordinary Tuesday into a fun and memorable one. So go ahead, embrace the dad joke spirit, and make every Tuesday a pun-day!
