If you love cars and dad jokes, you’re in the right place. Dad jokes are known for their simple, pun-filled humor that’s so bad, it’s good. When you mix cars and dad jokes, you get a perfect recipe for laughs on the road or at the garage. Whether you’re a car enthusiast, a dad looking for some new material, or just someone who enjoys a good chuckle, these 149+ car dad jokes will keep you entertained and smiling. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!
149+ Best Dad Jokes About Cars That’ll Gas You Up with Giggles
1. Why don’t cars ever get tired? Because they always rev up their engines!
2. Why did the car break up with the gas station? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
3. What is the best vehicle to drive on May 5th? A Ford Fiesta.
4. Why should you always carry peanut butter in your car? In case there’s a traffic jam.
5. What’s the best pickup line? Probably Ford’s.
6. Your uncle lost his left arm and leg in a terrible car accident. He’s all right now.
7. What kind of vehicle does a skeleton drive? A Zam-bone-i.
8. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.
9. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
10. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
11. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together? A carpet.
12. Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He wanted to bust a move.
13. Why was Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Civic always refusing bagels? His Anna Honda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
14. What’s got four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
15. I really need to get my car fixed. What body shop do you wreck-amend?
16. You know what really grinds my gears? Clutch failure.
17. What kind of vehicle does an egg drive? A Yolks-wagen.
18. I ordered that new auto part for you. It’s Honda way.
19. You should get a job at a transmission repair shop. The early-morning shifts will be good for you.
20. I got gas for $1.99 at lunch. Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
21. What type of car does a dog hate? A Cor-Vet.
22. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old? The Old Volks home.
23. What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind before it hits the windshield? Its butt.
24. What do you call a used car salesman? A car-deal-ologist.
25. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.
26. What did the traffic light say to the car? “Close your eyes, I’m changing!”
27. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad.
28. Who can drive all their customers away and still make money? A taxi driver.
29. Why can’t motorcycles do push-ups? Because they’re always two-tired.
30. What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.
31. Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to shift gears in its career!
32. Why was the car always tired? It never took brakes.
33. What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired.
34. What do you call a Ford Fiesta taking a nap? A Ford Siesta.
35. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that loves a good party? A car-nival!
36. Why did the car always bring a pencil? It wanted to draw the line!
37. What do you call a car that loves to play music? A juke-box!
38. Why did the car go to school? To improve its “drive”!
39. What do you get when you cross a car and a snowman? Frostbite!
40. Why was the car always telling stories? It loved to “tire” everyone out!
41. What did the car say to the truck? “You really know how to haul it!”
42. Why did the car break up with the bus? It found someone more “driven”!
43. What do you call a car that tells jokes? A “pun-derful” vehicle!
44. Why did the car sit in the shade? It wanted to avoid getting “exhausted”!
45. What did the car say when it was late? “I lost track of time!”
46. Why was the car so good at math? It could always count on its wheels!
47. What do you call a car that can play the piano? A “tune-up”!
48. Why did the car feel lonely? It was tired of going in circles!
49. What did the car say when it won the lottery? “I’m ready to drive off into the sunset!”
50. Why did the car take a nap? It needed to recharge its batteries!
51. What did one car say to another during a traffic jam? “This is a real brake in the action!”
52. Why did the car enroll in a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to “rev” up some recipes!
53. What do you call a car that likes to play hide and seek? A “sneaky” vehicle!
54. Why did the car go to the doctor? It had a case of “brake” fluid!
55. What did the driver say to the car at the end of the day? “Thanks for the ride, you really “steered” me right!”
56. Why did the car join a band? It wanted to “rock” and roll!
57. What do you call a car that can’t stop singing? A tune-mobile!
58. Why did the car start a gardening business? It wanted to grow its own “drive”!
59. What did the car say to the traffic light? “You always know how to stop me in my tracks!”
60. Why did the car join the orchestra? It wanted to improve its “brake” rhythm!
61. Why did the car become a comedian? It wanted to drive everyone wild with laughter!
62. Why did the car refuse to start? It was feeling a little flat!
63. What do you call a car that loves to play games? A fun-mobile!
64. Why did the car break up with the truck? It found someone more driven!
65. What did the car say to its owner? “Thanks for the ride, you really steer me right!”
66. Why was the car always calm? It had great brakes!
67. What did the mechanic name his daughter? Anne Teak!
68. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
69. What do you call a rusty car? A rusty old jalopy!
70. Why did the computer go to the car dealership? To get a new drive!
71. How do you catch a runaway car? Use a brake net!
72. What do you get when you cross a car with a dog? A car that barks!
73. Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to earn some extra mileage!
74. What’s a car’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat!
75. Why did the car blush? It saw the other cars parked!
76. What do you call a smart car? A think-mobile!
77. Why did the SUV go to school? To improve its drive!
78. What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your car back!
79. Why was the car so good at basketball? It had great dribbling skills!
80. What did one car say to the other during a race? “You’re tire-d of losing!”
81. Why did the convertible break up? It couldn’t handle the pressure of commitment!
82. What did the car say to the bicycle? “You’re just two-tired!”
83. Why does it cost so much to put air in a tyre? Inflation.
84. A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, “I’ll serve you but you’d better not start anything.”
85. My wife asked me if I could go wash the car with our son. I told her a hose and sponge would be more efficient.
86. What did the car say to the stop light? You’ve changed, man!
87. My wife gave birth to our son in the car on our way to the hospital. We named him Carson.
88. Why was the car always tired? It never took any brakes.
89. What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toy-yoda.
90. Why did the man throw his spare tyre into the woods when he got lost? Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way.
91. What did you do with all those old car batteries? I gave them away, free of charge.
92. What do you call a car that can’t stop telling puns? A pun-derful ride!
93. Why did the car bring a suitcase? It was ready for a road trip adventure!
94. Why did the car sit in the shade? To avoid getting too “exhausted”!
95. Why did the car refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a flat tire!
96. What do you call a fast car? A speedy vehicle!
97. Why did the car take a nap? It needed to recharge its batteries!
98. Why did the car go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw a crowd!
99. What did the car say to the mechanic? “I’m feeling a little off today!”
100. Why did the car join a band? It wanted to rock and roll!
101. What do you call a car that can sing? A tune-mobile!
102. What’s the difference between BMWs and porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
103. What is a car’s favorite meal? Brake-fast.
104. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that loves a good party? A car-nival!
105. Why did the car always bring a pencil? Because it wanted to draw a crowd!
106. What do you call a car that loves to tell stories? A tale-wagon!
107. Why did the car start a gardening business? It wanted to grow its own “drive”!
108. What did the car say to the traffic light? “You always know how to stop me in my tracks!”
109. Why did the car join the orchestra? It wanted to improve its “brake” rhythm!
110. Why did the car become a comedian? It wanted to drive everyone wild with laughter!
111. What did the car say to the bicycle? “You’re just two-tired!”
112. Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to drive its career forward!
113. What do you call a car that loves to dance? A boogie-mobile!
114. Why did the car get a flat tire? It hit a rough patch!
115. Why did the car bring a pencil? It wanted to draw the line!
116. What do you call a car that can’t stop singing? A tune-mobile!
117. Why did the car break up with the truck? It found someone more driven!
118. What did the car say to its owner? “Thanks for the ride, you really steer me right!”
119. Why did the car refuse to start? It was feeling a little flat!
120. What do you call a car that loves to play games? A fun-mobile!
121. Why did the car sit in the shade? It wanted to avoid getting “exhausted”!
122. What did the car say when it was late? “I lost track of time!”
123. Why was the car so good at basketball? It had great dribbling skills!
124. What do you call a car that loves to play hide and seek? A sneaky vehicle!
125. Why did the car go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw a crowd!
126. What did the car say to the mechanic? “I’m feeling a little off today!”
127. Why did the car join a band? It wanted to rock and roll!
128. What do you call a car that can sing? A tune-mobile!
129. Why did the car always bring a pencil? Because it wanted to draw attention!
130. What do you call a car that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful ride!
131. Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to drive its career forward!
132. What did the car say to the bicycle? “You’re just two-tired!”
133. Why did the car refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a flat tire!
134. What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
135. Why did the car bring a suitcase? It was ready for a road trip adventure!
136. What do you call a car that loves to dance? A boogie-mobile!
137. Why did the car sit in the shade? To avoid getting too “exhausted”!
138. What did the car say when it was late? “I lost track of time!”
139. Why did the car break up with the truck? It found someone more “driven”!
140. What do you call a fast car? A speedy vehicle!
141. Why did the car take a nap? It needed to recharge its batteries!
142. What did one car say to another during a traffic jam? “This is a real brake in the action!”
143. Why was the car so good at basketball? It had great dribbling skills!
144. What do you call a car that loves to play hide and seek? A sneaky vehicle!
145. Why did the car go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw a crowd!
146. What did the car say to the mechanic? “I’m feeling a little off today!”
147. Why did the car join a band? It wanted to rock and roll!
148. What do you call a car that can sing? A tune-mobile!
149. Why was the car always tired? It never took brakes.
150. What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toy-yoda.
Conclusion
These 149+ car dad jokes are a perfect mix of puns, wordplay, and classic dad humor. They cover everything from car brands to traffic lights, mechanics, and even some silly vehicle personalities. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood on a long drive, impress your dad with a fresh joke, or just enjoy a good laugh, these jokes will keep your spirits high and your smile wide. Keep these jokes handy—they’re great for any car lover or dad who enjoys a good pun-filled chuckle.
