Father’s Day is the perfect occasion to celebrate the dads in our lives with love, gratitude, and, of course, laughter. Nothing brightens the day more than a good dad joke — those delightfully corny, pun-filled one-liners that only dads seem to master. Whether you want to share a quick chuckle or keep the whole family entertained, a collection of funny Father’s Day jokes is a must-have. Below, you’ll find over 123 jokes that range from classic puns to fresh, silly humor guaranteed to bring smiles and groans alike. Get ready to share these with your dad, grandpa, or any father figure to make their day extra special.
123+ Happy Father’s Day Jokes to Make Dad Laugh Out Loud
1. What does the pig give his dad for Father’s Day? Lots of hogs and kisses.
2. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar on Father’s Day? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
3. What did the grape say to his dad on Father’s Day? Thanks for raisin me right!
4. Why did the dad get an extra pair of golf pants for Father’s Day? He got a hole-in-one.
5. What do hermit crabs do on Father’s Day? Shell-abrate their dads.
6. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because fathers are priceless.
7. What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes? A Faux Pa.
8. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day? Cheerios.
9. What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day? A long nap.
10. Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day? The moo-vies.
11. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day? He was chili.
12. What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day? Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked.
13. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast? Pooched eggs.
14. Why do sons love Father’s Day so much? Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
15. What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning? Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!
16. What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day? A bear hug.
17. What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner? Bone-appetit!
18. What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner? Space suits.
19. Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day? He had no hands.
20. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
21. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Pop… Pop who?… Pop open a soda, it’s Dad’s day off!
22. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Tie… Tie who?… Tie love you, Dad! Happy Father’s Day!
23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Geese… Geese who?… Geese what I got you for Father’s Day!
24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Dad… Dad who?… Dad joke incoming…brace yourself!
25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tank… Tank who?… You’re welcome for the Father’s Day gift.
26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sue… Sue who?… Sue-prize! Happy Father’s Day!
27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Shore… Shore who?… Shore hope you like dad jokes!
28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Water… Water who?… Water you doing for Father’s Day?
29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys Father’s Day.
30. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day.
32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you Daddy!
33. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
34. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
35. When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent!
36. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
37. What’s the downside to birthdays? Too many will kill you.
38. How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark.
39. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
40. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
41. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
42. What did the horse say after it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.
43. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me.
44. Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
45. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
46. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
47. Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
48. What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing.
49. What did the baby otter say to its dad? You are a dad like no otter.
50. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn’t bad either.
51. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
52. What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
53. Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
54. Where do cows get their clothes? From cattle-logs.
55. What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta!
56. Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
57. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
58. Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
59. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
60. Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
61. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
62. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
63. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
64. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
65. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
66. Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can’t take a yolk.
67. I’m so good at fixing things, my motto is, “If it is broke, I’ll still fix it.”
68. Where did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom.
69. What’s the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.
70. I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.
71. My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
72. I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
73. What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.
74. What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop.
75. Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.
76. I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
77. Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It’s the perfect time to take sides because no one’s paying attention. Bring Tupperware.
78. Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.
79. Where do rainbows go when they’ve been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they’ve done.
80. Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
81. I’m so upset—my barber said he can’t cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.
82. What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.
83. What did the skillet eat on its birthday? Pan-cakes.
84. Why couldn’t the produce manager make it to work? He could drive, but he didn’t avocado.
85. I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes.
86. How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.
87. What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.
88. What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Star fish.
89. Which vegetable has the best kung fu? Broc-lee.
90. Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can’t jump.
91. I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.
92. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
93. Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it’s just water.
94. Why should you never throw grandpa’s false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
95. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
96. What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don’t hate me because I’m a little cooler.
97. What do you do to have a space party? You planet.
98. Why couldn’t the tree get on his computer? Because he could not log on.
99. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of road? A dead end.
100. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, just a little wine.
101. What did the alien say to the landscaper? Take me to your weeder.
102. Me: “I want to write when I grow up.” Dad: “Why don’t you left instead?”
103. How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them.
104. What did Elvis say to his landscaper? Thank you for the mulch!
105. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out!
106. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep.
107. The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a parking lot. I won though, cause I went right for the juggler.
108. I’d like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
109. What did the computer go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.
110. How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
111. Did you hear about the famous pickle? He’s a really big dill.
112. I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches.
113. What do you need to make a highway in an art studio? A mile marker.
114. How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the… (incomplete joke, but funny as is!)
115. I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
116. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
117. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
118. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
119. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
120. How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
121. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
122. I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
123. How does dry skin affect you at work? You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it.
124. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
125. Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
126. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
127. Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
128. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Conclusion
These 123+ Father’s Day jokes are perfect for sharing a laugh with the dads and father figures in your life. From classic puns to clever wordplay and knock-knock jokes, this collection covers all the bases of dad humor. Whether you want to lighten the mood at a family gathering or send a funny message in a card, these jokes will bring smiles and maybe a few groans—just like a true dad joke should. Remember, the best gift you can give this Father’s Day is your time, your love, and a hearty laugh shared together.
